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[The_Kitchen_Guy]

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Okay, it's a parody thread that called out to me. It's been a long night.

 

[SillyChef]

Are they really that bad. :shock:

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Parody threads? Nah.

 

[SillyChef]

You are too much!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Actually, I'm pretty reasonably priced.

 

[legacypc46]

Dear KG,

I am seriously attracted to the Pillsbury Dough Boy and knead some advice to avoid a sticky situation.

Leggy

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Dear Leggy,I fear your attraction is half baked. He has some serious issues, you must punch him down and cover him in a warm place to get him to rise again. If you're willing to go through all that, he's good for a dozen rolls.For simplicity, I suggest you go over to the freezer section and pick up a Red Baron. KG

 

[legacypc46]

oh crap, i am laughing too hard to type...i have to go get some work done if i have any hope of being ready for tonight's show...

i humbly pass the humor baton to the next poor lovelorn soul...

 

[chefann]

Dear KG,

I was looking for a rich man, and can't decide between Ben or Jerry. I don't want to be frozen out of a relationship, so how should I approach them?

Thanks,
Caramel Carol

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Dear Caramel,Why would you want to get involved with someone who spends most of his time with fruits and nuts? Neither is worth going bananas over.Oh, and don't get any funny ideas about the Blue Bunny.KG

 

[MomToEli]

Dear KG -

My light's been flashing for the Energizer Bunny for some time now, but I afraid he only listens to the beat of his own drum. Any ideas on what kind of carrots I can dangle in front of him?

Signed,
Sweet Melody

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Dear Melody,If you can sing his tune you can catch him. I'd try to lure him into a Duracell and latch the door behind him.If you can win his heart, he'll keep going and going and going and going and going...KGPS - If that doesn't work out for ya, I hear Ray O. Vac is back on the market.