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[raebates]

Of course. Otherwise, how would we know him?

 

[jasonmva]

Nope. Until Jason tells us differently, it's him in drag.

Oh if I COULD only look that good in drag! It is a picture of my girl Janet...Ms. Jackson because I am nasty (ok '80s flashdance...I mean flashback)

I just absolutely LOVE HER!!!!! She is my Cher. She is utterly FANTABULOUS!

 

[amy07]

She is utterly FANTABULOUS!

are you sure it's not "two thumbs up, with a twist and around the world"

 

[raebates]

Hi, Jason! We've missed you. Can you tell?

 

[pchefkristin]

Just sneaking in to see what everyone is chatting about.... interesting conversations going on... I love it!

 

[BethCooks4U]

Hey there everyone! I'd try to say something that wouldn't require a response but I know you guys won't let me kill this thread so I won't even try.

 

[raebates]

You're a wise, wise woman, Beth.

 

[BethCooks4U]

I know. Too smart for my own britches, my mother used to say.

 

[raebates]

My mom used to say that about me, too. I always wondered how smart my britches were to begin with. I figured that question would get me into more trouble, so, in a rare display of good judgement, I never asked.

 

[chefmeg]

curiousOK-been on this site for months now and have never ventured in here until today! I am REALLY bored (no offense!) as I am home recovering from emergency gallbladder suregery, and was looking at posts. I never have time to look for long, but now....
well here I am asking a dumb question . Are we trying to make the longest thread ever here?
I am sure someone will educate me on this!

 

[raebates]

First, there is no such thing as a dumb question. (Although someone will probably prove me wrong.)

Second, yes and no. Every once in a while, those of us who do a lot of posting begin to feel like we kill threads just by commenting. I know that I went through a couple of weeks when it seemed to me that every time I posted a comment, it died. No one else posted. Ever.

When this thread was started, many of us saw this as a challenge. It's kind of taken on a life of its own. You may have noticed that the majority of posts come from a handful of us. It has now become a bit of a contest to see how long we can keep it going.

 

[amy07]

Actually, we've had some pretty hilarious conversations on here too! I'm remembering a lunch date I had with a friend that Jason took over the top (Mexican & laughing)
Honestly it's easy for me to open up more on this thread than any other because it is so long...........if I make a really dumb comment I know that it will probably get buried in all the posts and it will be hard for people to remember what a dumb*** I can be Of course, I DO remind you guys of that often don't I?

 

[raebates]

Yeah. Honestly, Amy, we wouldn't notice if you didn't tell us.

I love this thread and the hijacker's thread. They're great places to post inane thoughts. Not that I need a particular place to do that. It's sort of my specialty.

 

[amy07]

Yeah. Honestly, Amy, we wouldn't notice if you didn't tell us.

.

Is there a hint of sarcasm in there Rae?

 

[amy07]

watch out or I'm telling MOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

 

[raebates]

Nope. For maybe the first time ever, no sarcasm at all. I figure you're like me. The Furry Guy tells me I'd be much more impressive if I'd just let people believe I'm amazing and stop telling them the many ways I'm not.

 

[amy07]

awwwww, thanks Rae. And I do think you are amazing! And to hijack this........I want a $900 CATALOG show!!

 

[amy07]

and another hickjack - I think I might almost be a stripper

 

[amy07]

ok, one more since Ann told me it was 800 - does it work?

 

[amy07]

wooo hoooo
It's official - I'm a dumba** post slut stripper!!!

 

[raebates]

Congratulations, Amy! But, that's not how I would describe you.

 

[BethCooks4U]

Amy, Amy, Amy...

 

[chefann]

Amy- now you need your official Post Slut shirt!

 

[dianevill]

wooo hoooo
It's official - I'm a dumba** post slut stripper!!!

Congrats on your new "status". I'm close, but unfortunately (or fortunately) I'm not a post slut. It's taken me over 2 years to get this far ! And I'm on, like, all the time!

 

[amy07]

Amy- now you need your official Post Slut shirt!

I'm anxiously awaiting its arrival

 

[amy07]

Congrats on your new "status". I'm close, but unfortunately (or fortunately) I'm not a post slut. It's taken me over 2 years to get this far ! And I'm on, like, all the time!

Diane - love your avatar - my daughter and I just finished making cookies and she thought it was a picture of us

 

[dianevill]

Diane - love your avatar - my daughter and I just finished making cookies and she thought it was a picture of us

I'm sure you're a lot cuter than me .

By the way, where in VA are you?

 

[chefann]

Congrats on your new "status". I'm close, but unfortunately (or fortunately) I'm not a post slut. It's taken me over 2 years to get this far ! And I'm on, like, all the time!

You're just more selective about saying only things that are productive and worthwhile.





Unlike me.

 

[dianevill]

You're just more selective about saying only things that are productive and worthwhile.





Unlike me.

Nah - not as witty or creative as you .

 

[chefann]

Only 2 more posts and you get your stripper star.

You can do it!!

 

[raebates]

You can do it, Diane. Just post something ridiculous. Just think, "What stupid thing would Rae post?" and you'll be set.

 

[dianevill]

How about, "I think I can, I think I can."

 

[dianevill]

I know I can, I know I can!

Crap - had to wait 30 seconds between posts. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

BLAST OFF????

 

[dianevill]

WAHOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm an official stripper. Two years of training!

OK, y'all can have your thread back. Wait - I think I should have the honor of killing this one!

 

[rebeccastt]

Congratulations Diane! I was just wondering how far I had to go until I could get my stripper star and noticed you were almost there!

 

[chefann]

OK, Diane. What's your stripper name? Use the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.

 

[amy07]

OK, Diane. What's your stripper name? Use the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.

oh, how GROSS - are you ready for this? My stripper name would be..............






FUDGEY PARADISE (ct)!!!
Is that not the most gross thing you could think of for a stripper!!


Oh, and Ann - I got my t-shirt today. LOVE IT. And I was right DH just looked at it and shook his head with disbelief!

 

[chefann]

Eeuuuwwww..... That is pretty disgusting. It sounds like a porn star who specializes in "alternative" movies.Not that I've ever seen any of those.

 

[BethCooks4U]

Good morning everyone! This thread was quiet way too long!!

Sorry Ann but you do not win!
















I know... neither do I

 

[dianevill]

OK, Diane. What's your stripper name? Use the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.

I am now Angel Briarwood

 

[raebates]

I couldn't remember how to figure my stripper name. Mine would be Gigi G.

 

[chefann]

Rae, that's too funny.

 

[raebates]

If humor were the goal, I might actually be popular as a stripper. Well, then again, maybe a theme of abject horror would fit me better.

 

[BethCooks4U]

My stripper name would be Cookie Scott.

 

[raebates]

The sweetest thing on the stage?

 

[BethCooks4U]

Who said anything about a stage??

 

[raebates]

Oh, so you only do private viewings?

 

[BethCooks4U]

Yep. Only one "customer". Ever. And he doesn't get much of a show at all. Poor guy! But then he knew that when he married me.

 

[raebates]

No, no, he's a lucky man.

 

[chefann]

Well, I misremembered my first pet when I last posted mine. D'oh.

This is Ernie Fourteen Mile signing off...