ifYou Were a Dessert, What Would You Be?

[chefann]

You just want me to show you my giant 'nana again.

As I posted earlier: it burns! It burns!

 

[Kitchen Diva]

Great... now Kacey has a giant 'nana, too... God help us all!

I've had the 'nana for years!

 

[Kitchen Diva]

As I posted earlier: it burns! It burns!

now that one I believe would burn! Me on the other hand, I'm easy on the eyes!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

You mean this little guy?

No, this one.

 

[Kitchen Diva]

Mine's cuter! (that's for saying you'd rather have dinner at Diane's!)

 

[pamperedlinda]

You mean this little guy?

Nah, it's this big guy

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j290/buffalo8639/Internet%20shows%20and%20such/bananahuge3rd119202oj.gif

 

[chefann]

A thread hasn't completely degenerated until KG pulls out his giant 'nana.

 

[pamperedlinda]

Hey KG - looks like I found your 'source' hahahaha!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

If you have to tell people that you have a giant 'nana, you don't.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

A thread hasn't completely degenerated until KG pulls out his giant 'nana.

Just the threat of it is usually enough to send Cheffers running.

 

[chefann]

They can usually see it, if you've got a 'nana hammock.(OMG - I cant believe I actually typed that!)

 

[Kitchen Diva]

Should I be honored that KG degenerated one of my threads?

 

[chefann]

It's actually a fairly common occurrence. Mostly 'cuz he's just a dirty old man. (Hence, the "it burns" comments in reference to picturing him nekked.)(Love ya, KG!)

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

One need not be old to be a DOM.It's actually a fine art that has been ruined by amateurs.

 

[katie0128]

Great... now I gotta drive home with these thoughts in my head.

 

[Kitchen Diva]

It's actually a fairly common occurrence. Mostly 'cuz he's just a dirty old man. (Hence, the "it burns" comments in reference to picturing him nekked.)


(Love ya, KG!)

what worries me is that your mind actually went ahead and pictured KG nekked... that's scary! I'll get you the best doctors, Ann- don't you worry!

 

[kathijenkins]

No, this one.

Oh Jeez...he's back

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

what worries me is that your mind actually went ahead and pictured KG nekked... that's scary! I'll get you the best doctors, Ann- don't you worry!

*I* can't even picture that.

Think of the poor doctor that I'm seeing tomorrow.

 

[elizabethfox]

OMG you all are too funny!
Although, I knew this post was probably going to go down hill when I saw the topic.
Nothing is safe with you people!

 

[Kitchen Diva]

OMG you all are too funny!
Although, I knew this post was probably going to go down hill when I saw the topic. Nothing is safe with you people!

Thanks for warning me! I was just sitting along minding my own business and being jell-o and Diane went and drove it into the ground! LOL I don't mind- too funny and I learned a valuable lesson.

Yer all very naughty, horny people...especially Janet's DH!

 

[kathijenkins]

Thanks for warning me! I was just sitting along minding my own business and being jell-o and Diane went and drove it into the ground! LOL I don't mind- too funny and I learned a valuable lesson.

Yer all very naughty, horny people...especially Janet's DH!

This coming from the cupcake & whipped cream lady?LOL

 

[jrstephens]

Well, my husands likes caramel but I prefer cheesecake!

 

[kathijenkins]

Well, my husands likes caramel but I prefer cheesecake!

Yum...caramel on the cheesecake!:love:

 

[vwpamperedchef]

I would be some sort of cake---that is my downfall...

chocolate layer cake

or my grandmother (in my advatar) makes a pretty great homemade carrot cake and cream cheese icing.

CAKE CAKE CAKE

(I am on WW....so I am drooling now for that carrot cake!)

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

I'm gonna let the all too obvious layer cake gag go by to tell you that when I was a kid, we all got in trouble with the parents of a kid named Heinz.It was because at the pool, we all loved dunkin' Heinz.

 

[Kitchen Diva]

This coming from the cupcake & whipped cream lady?LOL

the whipped cream was in place of frosting you horndog! I can't help it that I'm a cute, cheery dessert!

LOL!!!!

 

[pamperedpals]

It would have to be a molten lava cake.

Sometimes I'm seen as a hard and negative, but, I'm really nice and gooey (sp) once you get to know me.

 

[Kitchen Diva]

I would be some sort of cake---that is my downfall...

chocolate layer cake

or my grandmother (in my advatar) makes a pretty great homemade carrot cake and cream cheese icing.

CAKE CAKE CAKE

(I am on WW....so I am drooling now for that carrot cake!)

THose little 1 point carrot cake snack cakes are yummy! I always bought the lemon ones and put them in the fridge. Of course I'd go through 8 points a day just narffing on those little things. It's not my fault...they made them so tiny!

 

[vwpamperedchef]

THose little 1 point carrot cake snack cakes are yummy! I always bought the lemon ones and put them in the fridge. Of course I'd go through 8 points a day just narffing on those little things. It's not my fault...they made them so tiny!

Its just NOT the same.........

 

[PamperedDor]

I have to say - this is the funniest - wierdest - most versitile (sp) thread I have read in a while - OY VEY!!!

SO to add my 2 cents........... I don't do dessert so I don't have one to be....










DONT GO THERE GUYS!

 

[Kitchen Diva]

Its just NOT the same.........

no- but after an entire box of them, you are full!

 

[Kitchen Diva]

I have to say - this is the funniest - wierdest - most versitile (sp) thread I have read in a while - OY VEY!!!

SO to add my 2 cents........... I don't do dessert so I don't have one to be....










DONT GO THERE GUYS!

Seriously? Not even a fruit cup? Sorbet? Mint tea? It's KG and Diane's fault for taking my innocently intentioned thread and turning into festive smut!


LOL

 

[katie0128]

Seriously? Not even a fruit cup? Sorbet? Mint tea? It's KG and Diane's fault for taking my innocently intentioned thread and turning into festive smut!


LOL

Oh yeah, you poor, innocent little thing over there. And of course, you have NEVER, EVER mentioned chocolate body paint before... nope, not you the angel.

 

[Kitchen Diva]

Oh yeah, you poor, innocent little thing over there. And of course, you have NEVER, EVER mentioned chocolate body paint before... nope, not you the angel.

That's not the dessert...it's the icing for the dessert which happens to be my DH. So there!

And this thread was started as an innocent question. I don't wanna know how horny you all are! LOL

I can't help it if I have chocolate body paint...:blushing:

 

[katie0128]

I'm laughing so hard (and crying after watching the show about Paige) that I can't even come up with a good response right now!

 

[Kitchen Diva]

I'm laughing so hard (and crying after watching the show about Paige) that I can't even come up with a good response right now!

Awww-c'mon...just try. That's why I didn't watch the show. I'm already too sad over other things, I just can't bear to keep up this headache I have from all the crying I've done and watch something that will no doubt make me cry more and keep my headache from going away!

 

[katie0128]

Well after seeing KG's and your dancing 'nana SO much this afternoon, you have completely ruined a perfectly good fruit! All the way home, all I could think of was...

Bananas of the world, Unite!
Bananas, Split
Peel bananas, peel, peel, bananas...
Peel bananas, peel, peel, bananas.

 

[katie0128]

This group could figure out a way to pervert Dill Mix.

Well... with the aforementioned veggies, the dill mix could be combined with cream cheese or sour cream and make a nice spread... for crackers, or bread or whatever!

 

[Kitchen Diva]

And people think I have too much time on my hands! too funny!

 

[katie0128]

I supposed to be working... I'm the financial secretary for church and I should be counting the weekly offerings and recording it like a good girl... but, nope... I'm on here with you discussing very un-church like things.

 

[Kitchen Diva]

I supposed to be working... I'm the financial secretary for church and I should be counting the weekly offerings and recording it like a good girl... but, nope... I'm on here with you discussing very un-church like things.

Well I will not let you continue down this slippery slope in the house of the Lord...get to counting.

 

[katie0128]

I'm not in the house of the Lord... I'm in my office at home in my jammies with Law & Order on in the background. Much more comfy!

 

[Kitchen Diva]

oh, well in that case...
Actually I'm off to bed. Two nights in a row of sleeping or crying as I fall asleep and two days of testing and interviews and I'm wiped out! Not to mention a little shopping both days- I don't like to shop so it was tiring.

Have a good night and enjoy L&O! I love that show!

 

[chefann]

Did you know there are words to the Law and Order theme song? Not official ones, but they're funny. Jesse Martin (Det. Greene) was on Rachael Ray a couple of months ago and she asked about them. He made them up one day, and they fit all of the L&O shows, since they all have themes based on the original. The words are "Law and Order's on. Law and Order's always on." DH and I sing it when there's nothing else on TV and that's what we end up watching.