I have read so many stories on this site from all of you...some I have laughed my rear end off about and some were really wierd! I always thought, "My goodness, glad that hasn't happened to me"!
Well...let me tell you about my night, last night. I walk up the sidewalk to the door and pass this beautiful kitty sitting on a bench. "oh how pretty you are"'! And as I am gawking at the pretty kitty I almost step right on the beheaded mouse covered in ants that was surely a prideful conquest of the pretty kitty!
The host answers the door and apologizes profusely about the mouse. She had just gotten home from work and had not had time to take care of it. As she is talking I see a big hairy massive thing barking and growling coming right at me! I quickly said, "Nice dog"? She screams "NO"! Holy crap, this dog comes charging at me as I turn my back on him and he is snapping at me just as she is grabbing his collar! Resourceful me sees a bathroom just a short 3 feet away..."run Forest, run"!!! Phew made it into the potty just in time as I about peed myself. Heart pounding, dog getting yelled at, and owner hysterically asking if I am ok. Note to self "You want to host a show? That is great...do you have a dog"?
Ok that dog is put up and this other little family member is as sweet as she can be...why the big dog doesn't eat the little dog for a snack I don't know. Then the front door opens and the Mother in Law comes in ... yep, with her dog! So I am cooking with two lil ankle biters jumping all over the place. Did I mention one had a dress on???
So, show is over...1st trip out to the car, 2nd trip out to the car. Close the hatch on my suv as I will a few minutes before the next trip out. Yep you probably guessed it...last trip out...open the hatch and there is pretty kitty jumping over the back seat escaping my car!!!!!!
I was so happy to get home!
Well...let me tell you about my night, last night. I walk up the sidewalk to the door and pass this beautiful kitty sitting on a bench. "oh how pretty you are"'! And as I am gawking at the pretty kitty I almost step right on the beheaded mouse covered in ants that was surely a prideful conquest of the pretty kitty!
The host answers the door and apologizes profusely about the mouse. She had just gotten home from work and had not had time to take care of it. As she is talking I see a big hairy massive thing barking and growling coming right at me! I quickly said, "Nice dog"? She screams "NO"! Holy crap, this dog comes charging at me as I turn my back on him and he is snapping at me just as she is grabbing his collar! Resourceful me sees a bathroom just a short 3 feet away..."run Forest, run"!!! Phew made it into the potty just in time as I about peed myself. Heart pounding, dog getting yelled at, and owner hysterically asking if I am ok. Note to self "You want to host a show? That is great...do you have a dog"?
Ok that dog is put up and this other little family member is as sweet as she can be...why the big dog doesn't eat the little dog for a snack I don't know. Then the front door opens and the Mother in Law comes in ... yep, with her dog! So I am cooking with two lil ankle biters jumping all over the place. Did I mention one had a dress on???
So, show is over...1st trip out to the car, 2nd trip out to the car. Close the hatch on my suv as I will a few minutes before the next trip out. Yep you probably guessed it...last trip out...open the hatch and there is pretty kitty jumping over the back seat escaping my car!!!!!!
I was so happy to get home!