Worst Excuse to Not Host a Show!

[colechef]

Hi Ladies,

I know we have all heard our share of miserable excuses to not host a show. Let's get them out in the open and have a good laugh!

I'll start.. My potential host's excuse was that she had made a New Years resolution to have fewer people in her life and was not interested in inviting anyone to her home. How do you respond to that??!!

Kim Cole
Future Director
3 more days til I leave for Leadership Wahoo!!!

 

[mandydollie]

I guess I would have to respond with... "Well Happy New Year to you... and um...yourself!" Who makes a resolution to have fewer people in their lives?

 

[baychef]

Kim,
I would thank her for her honesty and cross her off my list. Maybe that sounds harsh but she is either feeding you a line of baloney or she is very strange. Neither make good hosts!!!
Maybe you could call her bluff and invite her to use your home for her party!!! Have a wonderful time at Leadership!

Ann
Director

 

[chefmary]

My response would be, "how 'bout a catalog show?" That should stop her in her tracks! But honestly, that excuse will be hard to beat!

Mary

 

[dannyzmom]

I guess I would have to respond with... "Well Happy New Year to you... and um...yourself!" Who makes a resolution to have fewer people in their lives?

Bahahahahaha!!

 

[dannyzmom]

I am so tired of the "I don't have enough space" excuse. I have done shows in apartments, trailers, mansions, conference rooms, church halls, you-name-it. There's no space too small.

 

[chefjenibel]

I am so tired of the "I don't have enough space" excuse. I have done shows in apartments, trailers, mansions, conference rooms, church halls, you-name-it. There's no space too small.

I have to respectfully disagree!
I did a show in an apartment that was quite literally the size of my living room. And I don't live in a large house! The woman was OBSESSED with Party Lite and had every imaginable candle holder on her kitchen table, along with a 9x13 baker with TD taco dip, a punch bowl and cups, plates, napkins, etc. And I got to use the CORNER of the table for my demonstration. I brought a table, but there was literally NO ROOM for it! To top it off, both the woman and her boyfriend were chain smokers and they smoked like chimney's in this tiny apartment with NO WINDOWS OPEN!!!!! I managed to get through my demo and out of there as quickly as possible! I wonder why only 2 people showed up?!?! Hmmmm?!?!
So, I have to say this is one time I wish the woman would have said, "I don't have enough space!" LOL!!!!!

 

[Koolotus]

sounds like less about I don't have enough space and more about I don't have enough Oxygen!
I did a similar show. Plenty of room.....but NO AIR. there were about 12 people there and they all smoked through the entire demo!
It was gross. I have never stunk like that much cigarette smoke without being drunk as a skunk as well!

 

[gilliandanielle]

My best excuse from a lady was "Oh, I really would love to host a show, but my vacuum broke and I don't have any money to get a new one."

WTF?? I told her I would be calling and this was the best excuse she could come up with?? I told her that I would bring my vacuum over and that PC was a great way to earn extra money for little things that come up unexpectedly. She still turned me down, but I think she'll think twice before using that excuse again!!

 

[Paige Dixon]

I am so tired of the "I don't have enough space" excuse. I have done shows in apartments, trailers, mansions, conference rooms, church halls, you-name-it. There's no space too small.

I tell them that I've done a show in a dorm room (lie) and had all the guests sit on the bed and did the demo on the dresser. They can't say their space is smaller than that!

 

[Paige Dixon]

I have to respectfully disagree!
I did a show in an apartment that was quite literally the size of my living room. And I don't live in a large house! The woman was OBSESSED with Party Lite and had every imaginable candle holder on her kitchen table, along with a 9x13 baker with TD taco dip, a punch bowl and cups, plates, napkins, etc. And I got to use the CORNER of the table for my demonstration. I brought a table, but there was literally NO ROOM for it! To top it off, both the woman and her boyfriend were chain smokers and they smoked like chimney's in this tiny apartment with NO WINDOWS OPEN!!!!! I managed to get through my demo and out of there as quickly as possible! I wonder why only 2 people showed up?!?! Hmmmm?!?!
So, I have to say this is one time I wish the woman would have said, "I don't have enough space!" LOL!!!!!

This reminds me of a show I did in a trailer that appeared to be inhabitable, with a yard resembling a junk yard. I was in the early stages of pregnancy- hard enough to be around food- and her trailer smelled intensley like litter boxes. Yuck!

 

[Paige Dixon]

Wish we could enforce a no smoking rule at PC shows!!!

And no TV's on during shows!!

What else?

 

[dannyzmom]

I tell them that I've done a show in a dorm room (lie) and had all the guests sit on the bed and did the demo on the dresser. They can't say their space is smaller than that!

OOoooh - good one!

 

[colechef]

There is nothing that is more appealing than a room full of ladies smoking while you cook for them! I always have to air out my cases and tools after a show like that!

Kim Cole
Future Director
3 days til Leadership Wahoo!!!

 

[rennea]

I am a non-smoker and find smoking disgusting!! It is hard when you are in somebody home and they or they let people in there home smoke. I can't believe that some of you have had people smoke while you were cooking. OMG That is so rude!! Our local health board conciders smoking un-food safe, so if I'm cooking I'm "food-safe".

I'm ballzie and would say something if somebody was smoking were I was cooking.

 

[pampchefrhondab]

Kim,

I had a very similar excuse last January. The host booked a show and then when I called to send her packet out to her she said, "I made a New Year's resolution to not have any more in-home parties." She said she spent too much money the year before at them. She booked her show in December and she didn't know this then! She also complained about not having any money. I did call her back and offered her the opportunity, but she turned me down (LOL).

She was a friend of my MIL. I'm actually glad she didn't have a show because I wasn't real fond of her anyway!

 

[mbh06]

My DH is concerned about me meeting random people and doing shows. However, I am sure my buisness will never get to this point anyway. I am afraid that I would schedual a show w/ someone weird and they would kidnap me. I have a very overactive imagination. That is why I try to stick w/ people I know or that other people know.

 

[pamperedgirl3]

My DH is concerned about me meeting random people and doing shows. However, I am sure my buisness will never get to this point anyway. I am afraid that I would schedual a show w/ someone weird and they would kidnap me. I have a very overactive imagination. That is why I try to stick w/ people I know or that other people know.

One concern of mine when I started this biz was having to go into homes of those I don't know. But I guess that's why we do 3 host coaching calls to get to know them & why we book a lot of people at shows where we can meet them.

I guess I've been VERY lucky so far at my shows. I've never had anyone smoke during them in the 1 1/2 years I've been doing this. When they do smoke, they go outside & all have been polite enough to wait until after the demo. I've also only had one person not put their pet away. I'm knocking on all the wood around here so I stay that lucky!

 

[heat123]

My best excuse from a lady was "Oh, I really would love to host a show, but my vacuum broke and I don't have any money to get a new one."

WTF?? I told her I would be calling and this was the best excuse she could come up with?? I told her that I would bring my vacuum over and that PC was a great way to earn extra money for little things that come up unexpectedly. She still turned me down, but I think she'll think twice before using that excuse again!!

OMG, Gillian you crack me up! I had to laugh at that one!

 

[cmdtrgd]

I've heard of someone in my cluster doing a show on an ironing board. One of my recruits did a show on top of a portable dishwasher - about a 2 foot square!

 

[DebbieJ]

I've heard of someone in my cluster doing a show on an ironing board. One of my recruits did a show on top of a portable dishwasher - about a 2 foot square!

That's why I invested $40 in my own table and always have it in my car just in case!

 

[its_me_susan]

Wish we could enforce a no smoking rule at PC shows!!!

And no TV's on during shows!!

What else?

Just say you have asthma and could they please smoke outside until you leave.

 

[DebbieSAChef]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

My best excuse from a lady was "Oh, I really would love to host a show, but my vacuum broke and I don't have any money to get a new one."

WTF?? I told her I would be calling and this was the best excuse she could come up with?? I told her that I would bring my vacuum over and that PC was a great way to earn extra money for little things that come up unexpectedly. She still turned me down, but I think she'll think twice before using that excuse again!!

That is pretty pathetic.

You should have told her that there's this great invention for when that happens, it's called a
BROOM!!!!

How gross, so she doesn't clean if she doesn't have a vacuum?? I have had my vacuum's bag get full, couldn't find the refill packet, that is until I bought a new one but I did sweep until I went to the store. LOL

That's too funny!! But check this out, a lady told me she couldn't host a show because she was claustrophobic and probably would freak out if too many people came over all at once.

I started laughing because I couldn't help it and she swore it was the truth. I told her that I would hold open the back door for her in case she needed to go outside and get some fresh air. She ended up doing a catalog show for me. Which was fine by me. She was weird!!

Debbie

 

[ChefBurke]

THATS SOOOOO funny you said you'd hold open the back door!! I would suggest a nice outdoor show LOL! Or she can sit outside & listen in thru a window LOL the worst experience so far was it being too hot- I had a baby 9months ago & still nursing so my hormones are wacked! So im like burning up!!!!finally a guest said is it hot in here?! I laughed & said i'm very hot but my hormones are crazy now! Everyone laughed!

 

[gilliandanielle]

Colleen- you signed with PC when you were 8 months pregnant??? Now that is courageous!!

 

[SillyChef]

My DH is concerned about me meeting random people and doing shows. However, I am sure my buisness will never get to this point anyway. I am afraid that I would schedual a show w/ someone weird and they would kidnap me. I have a very overactive imagination. That is why I try to stick w/ people I know or that other people know.

This still is one of my concerns. However, if I don't feel comfortable with the person I am hosting with, I always take my "wingman". My sister. I am always helping her out with stuff, so just to be able to call her and have her there with me makes me feel 100x's better.

Though, if you don't have a "wingman" always leave the information at the house. Make sure you tell someone you are doing a show there and blah blah. We just discussed this at our cluster meeting.

 

[gilliandanielle]

I leave the phone #, address/directions, and host name for my DH everytime I do a show with someone I don't really know.

 

[sillylittlechef]

I never really thought about something happening to me at a show. I always tell my husband what town my show is in, but I never really thought about the address and phone number. I will do that from now on. Has anyone ever heard of anything happening to anyone doing direct sales before.....?

 

[sillylittlechef]

The worst excuse I ever heard was from one of my good friends. She just had a new house built and the main level is gorgeous. It has 2 bathrooms on the main level. The upstairs also has 2 bathrooms, but one is unfinished. She didn't feel she could have people over until the bathroom was finished! Who needs four bathrooms during a 2 hour party? I could see if she thought my food would make everyone sick.....needing 4 bathrooms. She never did a show, and because I kept asking she accused me of only talking to her to get a show. We haven't spoken in months. Now, I only ask friends once to host and if they don't instantly say sure, I don't ask again. It's not worth losing friendships.

 

[cat]

The worst excuse I ever got came from a friend of mine. She said she can't host because she's breastfeeding! Uh, I didn't know what to say to that one!

I've actually asked her a number of times and she keeps telling me she wants to, but is too busy. Can't take the time to have people at her house. I've asked her if she wants me to stop asking her, but she said it's fine...she WANTS to host, but it's never a good time!