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  1. candiejayne

    candiejayne Veteran Member

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    I'm ROFL on this one, not sure if it's a had to be there type of thing, but I had to share...

    To start off, everyother weekend when my BFs 4 yo DD is here, it's like a tradition that on Sunday afternoon we do McDonald's for lunch. That is if the kids have behaved well all weekend and played nice together.

    Well, it's lunch time and my BF just asked his daughter what she wants. She always says she wants ketchup. We always respond that we have ketchup and ask what she wants with her ketchup.

    Today he asked her and she says "We have ketchup don't we?" He says yes, so then she says "Then I want fries and chicken nuggets".

    We thought it was funny how she asked if we had it. I guess we finally got it through her head that you don't go to McDonalds to order ketchup.

    Now that I'm reading this before submitting and I think it is a had to be there and actually hear her say it, but oh well, LOL I'm posting anyways!
     
    Apr 5, 2009
    candiejayne, Apr 5, 2009
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  2. pamperedtraci

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    I completely understand and laughed with you! My son drinks Ketchup straight from the bottle when he can get to it!
     
    Apr 5, 2009
    pamperedtraci, Apr 5, 2009
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  3. candiejayne

    candiejayne Veteran Member

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    Re: Ketchup

    Yep, both kids pretty much eat ketchup with a side of something.
     
    Apr 5, 2009
    candiejayne, Apr 5, 2009
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  4. TammyStar

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    [​IMG]

    Not to hijack this is my grandson, he has been playing alot outside lately and is getting very tan. The other day I said "good morning my brown boy" and he responded with "good morning white girl"

    I totally deserved that!
     
    Apr 5, 2009
    TammyStar, Apr 5, 2009
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  5. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    I thought people would respond to this thread with relish.
     
    Apr 5, 2009
    The_Kitchen_Guy, Apr 5, 2009
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  6. WLMcCoy

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    He's so cute.. We would get along, it sounds like we have the same sense of humor!
     
    Apr 5, 2009
    WLMcCoy, Apr 5, 2009
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  7. lauradahl

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    Andrea...

    I saw a t-shirt in my little town clothing store the other day...now stay with me.... it says

    "I eat ketchup on my ketchup"...that fits my soon to be 3 yo so well. Ketchup with everything! Fish stix, chicken nuggets, pork, beef....I keep extra in the pantry because goodness...I don't know what would happen if I didn't have..................KETCHUP:eek:
     
    Apr 5, 2009
    lauradahl, Apr 5, 2009
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  8. candiejayne

    candiejayne Veteran Member

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    Tammy, LOL kids are funny! White girl.... too cute!

    Laura, she is the same way! The other night for dinner we had a side salad, she doesn't like dressing and normally eats the lettuce plain, but that night she asked for ketchup, we asked her for what since we had calzones, she said to dip my lettuce, DUH!!! We looked at each other and laughed, and basically said oh well, atleast she's eating the lettuce. Her brother, 6 yo, tried to tell her that ketchup didn't go on salads that she had to use dressing, but she wouldn't budge.
     
    Apr 5, 2009
    candiejayne, Apr 5, 2009
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  9. TammyStar

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    My daughter is 26 years old and that shirt would be perfect for her. She puts it on Steak (and I mean good steak) mac and cheese, eggs, she dips grilled cheese in it. She has to buy big bottles from Costco! And now my grandson is turning out like her!
     
    Apr 5, 2009
    TammyStar, Apr 5, 2009
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  10. candiejayne

    candiejayne Veteran Member

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    I could be your daughter with the exception of steak... I now prefer to put redhot on everything over ketchup though. When I was little, I use to eat either ketchup sandwiches or ketchup and american cheese sandwiches for lunch. Not sure I could do either of those today though.
     
    Apr 5, 2009
    candiejayne, Apr 5, 2009
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  11. raebates

    raebates Legend Member Staff Member

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    Sorry, KG, your post clearly didn't cut the mustard.
     
    Apr 6, 2009
    raebates, Apr 6, 2009
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  12. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    Gee, Rae, I feel like such a horse's radish.
     
    Apr 6, 2009
    The_Kitchen_Guy, Apr 6, 2009
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  13. chefann

    chefann Legend Member Gold Member

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    Hey, KG, don't jam up the boards with such nonsense.
     
    Apr 6, 2009
    chefann, Apr 6, 2009
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  14. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    You'll stop this hijacking if you carrot all.
     
    Apr 6, 2009
    The_Kitchen_Guy, Apr 6, 2009
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  15. sk8rgrrl99

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    My Mom got my brother in law that t-shift a couple years ago for Christmas. He and my boyfriend eat ketchup with everything too! And they are 39 and 31!! Be very afraid... they do NOT outgrow it. lol
     
    Apr 6, 2009
    sk8rgrrl99, Apr 6, 2009
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  16. chefsteph07

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    Around my house, our version of ketchup and mustard is sour cream and salsa.
    It would be a TRAVESTY if we did not have these 2 items in my fridge AT ALL TIMES.
    We LOVE sour cream and salsa and I dip fries in it. Mashed potatoes, etc.
     
    Apr 6, 2009
    chefsteph07, Apr 6, 2009
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  17. gailz2

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    My nieces both covered all their food with ketchup while growing up. The one who is a mother still does, and so does her daughter now. Too funny.
     
    Apr 6, 2009
    gailz2, Apr 6, 2009
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  18. lauradahl

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    I am afraid!!! I'll be buying ketchup by the case load....from COSTCO no less.:eek:
     
    Apr 6, 2009
    lauradahl, Apr 6, 2009
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  19. Crystal Patton

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    KG- just lettus alone!
     
    Apr 6, 2009
    Crystal Patton, Apr 6, 2009
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  20. WLMcCoy

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    Your post took me back.. I used to eat ketchup & american cheese sandwiches when I was younger. I can't STAND ketchup now unless it's on a hamburger w/ mustard, mayo, onion, & cheese!
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    WLMcCoy, Apr 7, 2009
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  21. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    Okray. It's difficult to keep a head of everyone but keep watching because you never know who might turnip in this thread.
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    The_Kitchen_Guy, Apr 7, 2009
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  22. Crystal Patton

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    If you were a tomatoe I'd tell you to ketchup!!
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    Crystal Patton, Apr 7, 2009
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  23. BlessedWifeMommy

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    Around here it is called Red Sauce. Before Red Sauce was the sauce of choice it used to be Yellow Sauce on everything. Can you tell we were learning our colors. There must be something about a 3 year old's taste buds!

    I have to admit I like it on eggs and am teaching my kids to eat eggs with Ketchup!
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    BlessedWifeMommy, Apr 7, 2009
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  24. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    Re: Ketchup

    Ketchup and cheese actually go together quite well. After all, what are the basic two ingredients of pizza? Cheese and tomato sauce, so people liking ketchup on mac & cheese or on cheese sandwiches is not a surprise.

    Ketchup is good on eggs, especially cheese omelets.

    However, ketchup on chicken, and especially steak, is just wrong!
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    The_Kitchen_Guy, Apr 7, 2009
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  25. raebates

    raebates Legend Member Staff Member

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    My thing was French's Mustard on soft, white bread. I took that for my lunch every day in fifth grade. Seriously, every day. The first week of school my horrid teacher made a really nasty comment about my lunch, so I took one every day. Nope, not a bit of stubbornness here. LOL!

    BTW, I loved school. Fifth grade was the only year I didn't cry when it was over.
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    raebates, Apr 7, 2009
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  26. merego

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    My teenager does not eat any condiments and I realized the other day it must be because as a child I never offered it to him b/c they were messy and I am a neat freak. I realizd this when we were at McDonalds and my kids were eating fries but no ketchup. Never offered sauce with nuggets either, what kind of mom am I?? LOL
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    merego, Apr 7, 2009
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  27. BlessedWifeMommy

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    A neat freek mom! He he... Don't worry, I'm sure he will be fine. When we are in the car, nuggets and frys are sauceless and he still eats them.
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    BlessedWifeMommy, Apr 7, 2009
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  28. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    Well, it wasn't that I didn't like school, it was the principal of the thing.
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    The_Kitchen_Guy, Apr 7, 2009
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  29. raebates

    raebates Legend Member Staff Member

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    Gee, and up until now I thought you had such class.
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    raebates, Apr 7, 2009
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  30. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    Whaddya mean? I have class.

    It's all fourth, but I have class.
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    The_Kitchen_Guy, Apr 7, 2009
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  31. raebates

    raebates Legend Member Staff Member

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    I stand corrected.
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    raebates, Apr 7, 2009
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  32. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    It's the special book rate.
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    The_Kitchen_Guy, Apr 7, 2009
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  33. Crystal Patton

    Crystal Patton Advanced Member

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    Easy KG - don't go postal.
     
    Apr 7, 2009
    Crystal Patton, Apr 7, 2009
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  34. chefann

    chefann Legend Member Gold Member

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    Somehow, KG always manages to put his stamp on whatever he posts.

    (Ha! That one's a double!!)
     
    Apr 8, 2009
    chefann, Apr 8, 2009
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  35. candiejayne

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    LOL... in this house if it doesn't get ketchup, most likely she won't even think about eating it. At her mom's house, there is no such thing as flavor. Her mom doesn't even put salt or pepper on anything. She needs the ketchup there, and just thinks she needs it here LOL!
     
    Apr 8, 2009
    candiejayne, Apr 8, 2009
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  36. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    If I only posted one gag, it'd be a parcial post.
     
    Apr 8, 2009
    The_Kitchen_Guy, Apr 8, 2009
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