forThose of You Who Have Outside Jobs and Hate It

[krzymomof4]

When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:



On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson& Johnson



Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.







Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.



Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:





"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested

and then sanitized ".





Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."





HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

 

[mommyhugz1978]

That Is Too Funny~!!!! Lol

 

[KellyTheChef]

OMG...no way!

 

[janetupnorth]

OMG...no way!

No, of course not, but it makes a good story/laugh doesn't it?

 

[janetupnorth]

Here you go Kelly: Urban Legends Reference Pages: Testing of J&J Rectal Thermometers

 

[heat123]

LOL, that is hilarious!

 

[KellyTheChef]

Oh!! I hate it when I get duped by things that I can check on Snopes!
It's been a looooonnnnngggg time since that happened!

 

[janetupnorth]

Just the fact that everyone is sue happy nowadays should have clued you into the fact that they couldn't sell personally tested rectal thermometers.

Blame it on being a busy mom of a little guy with blonde added - that's what I do!

 

[krzymomof4]

Just thought you all needed a nap.

 

[janetupnorth]

Just thought you all needed a nap.

Yeah, that too...and I think I have a slight fever...anyone want to take my temperature? :yuck:

 

[rennea]

LMAO too funny

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Oh, I'm picking out a thermos for you
Not an ordinary Thermos, it's true
But the extra best Thermos you can buy
With vinyl and stipes
And a cup built right in.I'm picking out a thermos for you
And maybe a barometer, too.
And what else can I buy
So on me you'll rely?
A rear end thermometer, too!

--Steve Martin​

 

[pamperedlinda]

LMAO too funny

well Rennea, that would be appropriate!

 

[Jean DeVries]

That was funny!

Everytime I think I hate my job, I just remember that somewhere, someplace in America today, someone goes to a job where their primary responsibility is body cavity searches.

My job doesn't seem so bad after all then.....

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

As I read Jean's post, I'm watching a re-run of South Park, an episode where aliens have put a satellite dish up Cartman's butt.