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[reba515]

can't just leave me hangin'

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Yo mamma is so hairy, Bigfoot is taking photos of her.

 

[chefann]

Yo momma is so fat, she had to have "Wide Load" tattooed on her @ss.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Yo momma is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people scatter because they think she's backing up.

 

[chefann]

Yo momma is so stupid she writes "yes" under "sex" when she fills out forms.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Yo mamma is so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.

 

[chefann]

Yo momma is so broke, she can't even pay attention.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Yo mamas so fat, she put on Guess jeans and the answer popped out.

 

[chefann]

Yo momma is so fat, she had to hire an archaeologist to find her thong.


(A CS one, perhaps?)

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Yo mama is so fat she sweats mayonnaise.

 

[chefann]

Yo momma is so dumb she failed a blood test.


(Love the blue star, BTW!)

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Yo mama is so fat, she holds up her stockings with hula-hoops.

 

[chefann]

Yo momma is so stinky, even skunks leave her alone.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Yo mama is so fat, her belly button has an echo.

 

[chefann]

Yo mama is so fat, her butt has its own zip code.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Yo mama is so fat, she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people started yelling, "Taxi!"

 

[reba515]

Yo mama is so fat she sweats mayonnaise.

ewwwww!!!

 

[chefann]

Yo mama is so fat, she has to teeter-totter with a hippo.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears B.V.D.'s they spell "Boulevard!"

 

[chefann]

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes sunbathing, they announce "Beached whale!"

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Yo mama is so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.Another minor milestone, so I'm taking a short time-out to mow the lawn.

 

[chefann]

Yo mama is so fat, her elbow dimples look like donut holes.

 

[chefann]

Poor Melissa - we totally hijacked her thread.

Sorry, dear!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

It's the risk you take when you start a thread with us hangin' around.Yo mama is so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us.

 

[chefann]

Goodness, I just don't have the heart for this now. Maybe when we hear some good news about Paige.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

I saw you had the last post and I was going to suggest we call a truce. I'm glad you beat me to it.