What If... a CS-Only Conference?

[genburk]

More Workshops:

How to wear a thong with style.
(guess we can combine with stripper walking )

And you thought you were a thread killer.. Ways to keep it alive!

1000 ways to hijack any thread.

Adding disclaimers to your Posts.

 

[raebates]

Are we going to have Jason lead the one about wearing a thong? I hear he wears his backwards. Not really sure I need an actual visual on that one.

 

[genburk]

I thought he could be the one to walk across the stage with it on !!

Jason and the leaf guy could be on the cover of our Conference planner.

 

[raebates]

Just so long as someone has "thong approval" on Jason before he appears. Seriously, the picture in my head is scary enough.BTW, no thongs for me. Trust me. No one wants to see that.

 

[raebates]

Just so long as someone has "thong approval" on Jason before he appears. Seriously, the picture in my head is scary enough.

BTW, no thongs for me. Trust me. No one wants to see that.

 

[genburk]

Workshops:

The True Art of Taglining

Searching for files with success

 

[genburk]

I nominate Rae for the hijacking workshop. She can take a grill press thread and turn it to a bathroom door - open or closed discussion.

Do you think you can stay on topic for a workshop, or will you hijack your own speech, and turn it into something else? (he, he)

 

[raebates]

Well, I type and talk pretty much the same. I can stay on topic if it's absolutely necessary, but usually my conversations take lots of wild rabbit trails.I graciously accept the nomination. Please let me know if I am awarded this honor/responsiblility. If so, I'll get started on the outline that I will promptly ignore as I begin speaking.

 

[genburk]

I would have an outline in front of me and ignore it too. My problem would also be that I start a story and turn it into a novel. I go on and on and on and so forth until everyone is tired of listening and then their minds wonder onto somthing else, and meanwhile I am still jabbering about it until I can turn it into something else, at which point I have lost focus and can't remember why I was there talking to begin with.

What point was I trying to make with this post?

 

[raebates]

I am a master at using 187 words when 3 will do. It's a gift.

 

[raebates]

Another session idea: What Not to Share: Why it may not be a good idea to share everything you read on CS with your loved ones, and how to tell the difference.

 

[etteluap70PC]

We'd have to start with a moment of silence in honor of all the lurkers...

Again Laughing hysterically!!!

I wuv you guys!

 

[genburk]

I am a master at using 187 words when 3 will do. It's a gift.

Exactly what I have. (like I said but only in 97 words)

Never have a problem with the minimum character rule

 

[MomToEli]

Hey, I'll do this workshop : Ask Me The Time And I Tell You How To Build The Watch

I'm an expert, too

 

[genburk]

Hey Rae, ChefBeckyD, and I have a new workshop.

How to double thread and cross thread (note: not cross DRESS !) at the same time. (How to respond to two threads and how to cross reference two threads in the same post )

Check out
http://www.chefsuccess.com/showthread.php?t=20493&page=2

 

[KellyTheChef]

How about to how to best utilize IE7 to have all the new threads open at once and be able to bounce between them all?

What the heck is this?


Explain further please!!

 

[MomToEli]

Man, how'd I miss THIS thread? You all are a bit nuts, which is very nice to know My brother always said, takes one to know one. Well, since I decided to be a Gold Member BEFORE I read this thread, I guess I'm stuck with ya

The other company I work for - we always say "Wierd-Rich, Normal-Poor". You all should be very, very rich one day

 

[ChefBeckyD]

Hey Rae, ChefBeckyD, and I have a new workshop.

How to double thread and cross thread (note: not cross DRESS !) at the same time. (How to respond to two threads and how to cross reference two threads in the same post )

Check out
http://www.chefsuccess.com/showthread.php?t=20493&page=2

This would only be for advanced CS'ers though........

 

[genburk]

Kinda like Chef Success directors?

 

[ChefBeckyD]

Kinda like Chef Success directors?

Ummmm, kinda....but without the recruits or free products......maybe those with at least a stripper star?

 

[genburk]

That leaves me out... I'd better get postin'

 

[genburk]

How about a counter for those that read that many threads. I am a very good reader, and I answer a lot then delete them before posting.

 

[ChefBeckyD]

That leaves me out... I'd better get postin'

There's Still Time!!! You can do it Tina, I KNOW you can!

 

[genburk]

If I put them on my to-do list, and get my list of stuff done everyday, I could

 

[genburk]

Another Class should be:

Patience: We don't hate you, replies to your post take time.


One post closer to Chef Success DIRECTOR !!!

 

[Jilleysue]

This Is The Funniest Thread...lol

 

[GourmetGirl]

Jill I hope you noticed that I think we nominated you for teaching an organizing our home office class... if that wasn't mentioned before, I think it should be one of the classes...

 

[Jilleysue]

haha, YES i WAS READING..BUT WITH ALL THE DRINKING THAT WOULD BE GOING ON, I DON'T THINK I WOULD BE IN ANY CONDITION...LOL

 

[BethCooks4U]

Well it doesn't sound like many others would be in any condition either so they wouldn't notice now would they??

 

[GourmetGirl]

But by calling this a conference the great thing is we can write off all of our expenses while having a v. fun weekend! and as long as we all get 1 or 2 ideas (while I know would happen at some point) it was worth our time