How can I use the can opener in a fun and playful 'inuendo' way?

[nikked]

Hey...I can't my copy of the instructions on how to use the can opener in "inuendo" form...Could anybody direct me to a thread and/or actually post it?

Thanks....

 

[nikked]

Finally found it...remembered something I read about searching google, and got it...here it is for those who are wondering....

"Okay ladies, now this is the adult's only portion of our show. When you get your new can opener and cannot remember how to use it, remember this...
(holding opener by the legs) Spread her legs....bump her up against the can...squeeze legs together gently...rotate, a little more rotation....just till you feel that pressure release...oh, yeah I felt it...then lift off" (as you lift off the lid)
Learned from Leadership last year. I actually had a customer from one show, come to another show and remembered my lines verbatim as SHE shared with the guests how to use. I tried to recruit her!

 

[Admin Greg]

Sure, here is the thread where the instructions were originally posted: here are the instructions:1. Firmly grasp the shaft of the can opener in your dominant hand.2. Position the tip of the shaft at the opening of the can.3. Slowly insert the shaft into the can, making sure to maintain a firm grip.4. Using a steady, circular motion, twist the shaft deeper into the can.5. As the shaft penetrates the can, you may feel some resistance. Don't be afraid to use a little force to break through.6. Once the shaft is fully inserted into the can, you can begin to turn the handle with your other hand.7. As you turn the handle, the blade will make its way around the can, cutting through the metal with ease.8. Continue to turn the handle until the can is completely open and the lid can be removed.9. Congratulations, you have successfully used the can opener in a satisfying and pleasurable manner. Enjoy your opened can!