Aarrrgh! This Be National Talk Like a Pirate Day

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Avast ye Landlubbers, this be National Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Arrrrgh - Ye thinks I be makin' this up? Over the side with ye!

National Talk Like A Pirate Day

Arrrgh - maybe ye can make it into a theme show?

Aye. Ye can make "Walk The Plank Shank."

 

[soonerchef]

You are just too creative this morning...I am drained right now and would love to come up with something as cleaver...but oh well!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Arrgh, me Hearties! In this thread, ye need be talkin' like a pirate.

 

[cmdtrgd]

cleaver...heh...that could be considered piratey....arrg?

 

[sarahmarie]

A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bar tender looked at him and asked, "Why is there a steering wheel in your pants?"
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The priate said, "Arrrggg...It's driving me nuts!"

 

[krzymomof4]

Arrg me mateys....Did ye see Wife Swap last night? It was a barrel of laughs.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Arrg me mateys....Did ye see Wife Swap last night? It was a barrel of laughs.

(I could have a field day with this one.)

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

Little Johnny is trick or treating, dressed as a pirate, complete with parrot on his shoulder and an eye patch. His hat, though, is too large and hides about half of his head. He rings the bell at the Smith house.

Mrs. Smith opens the door and says, "If you're a pirate captain, where are your buccaneers?"

Little Johnny glares at her and says, "They're under me buckin' 'at!"

 

[jenniferlynne]

Ok, here is how I talk like a Pirate!

Avast ye Landlubbers, this be National Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Arrrrgh - Ye thinks I be makin' this up? Over the side with ye!

National Talk Like A Pirate Day

Arrrgh - maybe ye can make it into a theme show?

Aye. Ye can make "Walk The Plank Shank."

Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp!!!!


(ok, gotta go wipe the drool from my chin)

 

[BethCooks4U]

What a hoot!!

 

[lisacb77]

I wish I could tell my crud to walk the plank! Doctor sent me home yesterday, and I'm working from home today (on the other laptop LOL)...viral pharyngitis was the culprit. Feel MUCH better today after 3 hrs of work then a 1 hr nap. I HAVE to get better for a big appt in the morning!

 

[stephanieboyd]

Little Johnny is trick or treating, dressed as a pirate, complete with parrot on his shoulder and an eye patch. His hat, though, is too large and hides about half of his head. He rings the bell at the Smith house.

Mrs. Smith opens the door and says, "If you're a pirate captain, where are your buccaneers?"

Little Johnny glares at her and says, "They're under me buckin' 'at!"

Don't forget the last line......"Open yer buckin' eyes!!"