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Three Women In A Sauna
Three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting
Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound.
The First Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.
That Was My Pager," She Said. I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted
Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained,
"that Was My
Mobile Phone I Have A Microchip In My Hand."
The Older Woman Felt Very Low Tech. However, Not To Be Outdone;
She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive.
She Stepped Out Of The Sauna, Went To The Bathroom.
She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End. The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The Older Woman Finally Said........
" Well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A Fax!!
Three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting
Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound.
The First Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.
That Was My Pager," She Said. I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted
Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained,
"that Was My
Mobile Phone I Have A Microchip In My Hand."
The Older Woman Felt Very Low Tech. However, Not To Be Outdone;
She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive.
She Stepped Out Of The Sauna, Went To The Bathroom.
She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End. The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The Older Woman Finally Said........
" Well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A Fax!!
