Ever Wondered What Happens When Ugly People Meet God?

[KellyTheChef]

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too" another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."


NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY


Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

 

[sklay723]

That's a funny one! Very cute.

 

[ragschef]

Too funny!! I just forwarded it to my office buddies!

Have you posted it on the humor thread?

 

[tlag1986]

Oh so funny!!!!! I emailed it to my DH and he has sent it around the office as well.

 

[grainsmommy]

LMAO!!! that is cute

 

[raebates]

That's great!

 

[pamperedlinda]

cute joke!

 

[peichef]

cute! just the giggle I was needing

 

[JAE]

That was funny. I let my son read it, and he laughed too.

 

[twinchefs]

Thats so funny. I love it!!

 

[tlag1986]

Thanks Kelley this was just what my DH needed today. He left for work 10min before 2am and was there until 3pm. He enjoyed the joke and said it gave him the laugh he needed to finish his day. Thank you.

 

[KellyTheChef]

Glad it gave all of you a chuckle! I thought it was cute, too!

(I am that person...laughing hysterically when I think of something funny to do or say to my DH and I can get myself laughing so hard that I can't even tell him what's so funny!)

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too" another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."


NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY


Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Too funny!! I just forwarded it to my office buddies!

Have you posted it on the humor thread?

Now she has!