Candy Bar Sayings for Halloween Fun!

[jrstephens]

I remember last year around Halloween there was a thread about different sayings to put on candy bars. Does anyone have that?

It does not have to be PC related. Just sayings to go with candy bars.

I am wanting it for Non-PC use.

 

[missydivine]

Take 5 to relax,

Don't be a Dud, be a Smartie, and have a Whopper of a party.

That's all I can think of right now.

 

[BethCooks4U]

We just got this in the recruiting tips email:

“My family was in a financial CRUNCH. We had always dreamed of having 100 GRAND in our bank account. However, in reality, it was ZERO. Then I went to a Pampered Chef Cooking Show for an evening with friends. Well, BAR NONE, it looked like the best opportunity to earn money and to be at home with my family. Everyone that night had MOUNDS of fun! Oh, and the products, they were GOOD AND PLENTY. My family just SNICKERed at the thought of me doing this to earn money, having been an educator. However, my PAYDAY changed their minds. The benefits have been WHOPPERS, too. It has allowed me to stay at home. I can also set my own schedule for work and play and earn free trips.

“I've told you a little bit about The Pampered Chef NOW, AND if you want to know more, you are welcome to ask me LATER!”

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

I remember last year around Halloween there was a thread about different sayings to put on candy bars. Does anyone have that?

It does not have to be PC related. Just sayings to go with candy bars.

I am wanting it for Non-PC use.

A non-PC quote from Candy Barr might be, "I never met a man I didn't like."



Oh, you didn't mean non-Politically Correct?

Well, at least, Candy Barr could join the "stripper" thread.

 

[lacychef]

We just got this in the recruiting tips email:

“My family was in a financial CRUNCH. We had always dreamed of having 100 GRAND in our bank account. However, in reality, it was ZERO. Then I went to a Pampered Chef Cooking Show for an evening with friends. Well, BAR NONE, it looked like the best opportunity to earn money and to be at home with my family. Everyone that night had MOUNDS of fun! Oh, and the products, they were GOOD AND PLENTY. My family just SNICKERed at the thought of me doing this to earn money, having been an educator. However, my PAYDAY changed their minds. The benefits have been WHOPPERS, too. It has allowed me to stay at home. I can also set my own schedule for work and play and earn free trips.

“I've told you a little bit about The Pampered Chef NOW, AND if you want to know more, you are welcome to ask me LATER!”

I thought this was great

 

[jrstephens]

A non-PC quote from Candy Barr might be, "I never met a man I didn't like."



Oh, you didn't mean non-Politically Correct?

Well, at least, Candy Barr could join the "stripper" thread.

H A !! ! !!