ChefJWarren
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I thought I would create a new thread so maybe I can get you clever, smart gals and guys thinking...
I came up with an idea to do with the 1950's game. I will do the same and have one person at a time read each 1950's instruction. After each one, I will read the today's version with a little twist at the end of each....
Today’s Version:
1. Have dinner ready: Make reservations ahead of time. If your day becomes too hectic just leave him a voice mail message regarding where you'd like to eat and at what time. This lets him know that your day has been crappy and gives him an opportunity to change your mood. Or make a QUICK dinner in our DCB!
2. Prepare yourself: A quick stop at the "LAN COME" counter on your way home will do wonders for your outlook and will keep you from becoming irritated every time he opens his mouth. (Don't forget to use his credit card!) Or use our Avocado Peeler to make yourself a quick avocado mask so you'll feel refeshed!
3. Clear away the clutter: Call the housekeeper and tell her that any miscellaneous items left on the floor by the children can be placed in the Goodwill box in the garage. And almost all of PC's products can be put in the dishwasher!
4. Prepare the children: Send the children to their rooms to watch television or play Nintendo. Plus, you can have them make their own snacks using the My Safe Cutter or Press N Seal!
5. Minimize the noise: If you happen to be home when he arrives, be in the bathroom with the door locked. With our Prep Bowls filled with a special sugar scrub!
6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems and complaints. Let him speak first, and then your complaints will get more attention and remain fresh in his mind throughout dinner. Don't complain if he's late for dinner; simply remind him that the leftovers are in the refrigerator and you left the dishes for him to do. And he can heat it up in the micro using our Micro Cookers!
7. Make him comfortable: Tell him where he can find a blanket if he's cold. This will really show you care. Then he can cuddle up with a SA cup filled with hot chocolate and Sprinkles on top!
8. Listen to him: But don't ever let him get the last word. NEED HELP WITH THIS ONE!
9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment; go with a friend or go shopping (and, of course, use his credit card). Which I can certainly help you with today!
10. The Goal: Try to keep things amicable without reminding him that he only thinks the world revolves around him. Demo the APCS while reading this!
What do you think??? Any ideas for #8??
I came up with an idea to do with the 1950's game. I will do the same and have one person at a time read each 1950's instruction. After each one, I will read the today's version with a little twist at the end of each....
Today’s Version:
1. Have dinner ready: Make reservations ahead of time. If your day becomes too hectic just leave him a voice mail message regarding where you'd like to eat and at what time. This lets him know that your day has been crappy and gives him an opportunity to change your mood. Or make a QUICK dinner in our DCB!
2. Prepare yourself: A quick stop at the "LAN COME" counter on your way home will do wonders for your outlook and will keep you from becoming irritated every time he opens his mouth. (Don't forget to use his credit card!) Or use our Avocado Peeler to make yourself a quick avocado mask so you'll feel refeshed!
3. Clear away the clutter: Call the housekeeper and tell her that any miscellaneous items left on the floor by the children can be placed in the Goodwill box in the garage. And almost all of PC's products can be put in the dishwasher!
4. Prepare the children: Send the children to their rooms to watch television or play Nintendo. Plus, you can have them make their own snacks using the My Safe Cutter or Press N Seal!
5. Minimize the noise: If you happen to be home when he arrives, be in the bathroom with the door locked. With our Prep Bowls filled with a special sugar scrub!
6. Some DON'TS: Don't greet him with problems and complaints. Let him speak first, and then your complaints will get more attention and remain fresh in his mind throughout dinner. Don't complain if he's late for dinner; simply remind him that the leftovers are in the refrigerator and you left the dishes for him to do. And he can heat it up in the micro using our Micro Cookers!
7. Make him comfortable: Tell him where he can find a blanket if he's cold. This will really show you care. Then he can cuddle up with a SA cup filled with hot chocolate and Sprinkles on top!
8. Listen to him: But don't ever let him get the last word. NEED HELP WITH THIS ONE!
9. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment; go with a friend or go shopping (and, of course, use his credit card). Which I can certainly help you with today!
10. The Goal: Try to keep things amicable without reminding him that he only thinks the world revolves around him. Demo the APCS while reading this!
What do you think??? Any ideas for #8??
