Att: Chefann! Would You Consider Doing a Show in Kansas?

[janetupnorth]

She'll use this daily...Mariner Rehab Shower Commode Chair | 1800wheelchair.com

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Cheffann is our resident expert in that area.

 

[chefann]

I'm a reluctant observer - hardly an expert.

 

[janetupnorth]

I'm a reluctant observer - hardly an expert.

It would probably have been less obvious if she was on a chair like that with a blanket over her vs. using one right on the steps...

Either way... :yuck: :yuck:

I am VERY sympathetic to health issues, but that one was bad and tasteless.

There is at least something called Depends that could have helped the situation!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Q: How do old people smell?A: Depends.

 

[wadesgirl]

They mentioned a little more on CNN (I'm a CNN junkie) that when she first started "living" in the bathroom she would walk around, change, take a shower, etc. Just refused to leave. How did that adept into getting stuck on the toilet???

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Maybe the trailer was an RV and she just took a shower while she was on the pot?

 

[baychef]

Also on CNN, an Australian woman killed her boyfriend two years ago because he wouldn't let her listen to Bruce Springstein. Said she just snapped and grabbed a knife and killed him. Yikes!

I must say that I would side with the boyfriend on this one!! (ok Depends on the song, I guess)

I will have to make sure that my Mom reads this story. When I was growing up, my Grandmother (Mom's Mom!!) was a nurse and I saw her "potty train" some of my cousins. They were put on the "pot" about the ETA of the "elimination" and had to stay there until something was produced. Now this was before the era of the M&M bribes, etc. that children in later years enjoyed. I remember seeing these little ringed bottoms!!! Grandma was a good nurse, but she didn't gloss over too much. Lunch converstations could become interesting!!!

Well, I don't give a poop...I would have called someone in to get her keester off the crapper. The boyfriend has to be slightly whacked too.

No offense to my Kansas friends but the BTK killer was from Kansas too? That's ok...I'm from NY...Son of Sam, Mark Chapman, there is another serial killer that I can't remember..and then we have Idiot Zipper...I mean Eliot Spitzer...he didn't kill anyone but he sure is flugging up our government. The new moto is...He got laid, we got scr*wed!!

 

[lacychef]

Everyone here (in my town) is talking about this today!
My friend that lives there said it happened 2 weeks ago; & she's still in the hospital & won't talk to anyone.

 

[raebates]

I have to admit that the part that is making me chuckle is that they aren't sure whether she had any mental problems. Helloooooo! The woman stayed on the toilet until it physically became a part of her. Even I could diagnose that as some sort of mental problem.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

This is the beginning of the invasion of the Borglets."You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

 

[pampered1224]

Lucky enough...Not to have had a tornado, no spetic backup but it looks like it may be well equiped with just a hole underneath anyway, or locusts or.. Who said something about thinking she may have mental problems! Jeez I don't have a degree in psycology but, duh, ya think? I have to admit, I could not stop laughing at this one. From everything i have heard, he was a pain in the arse to her so she decided to hide. I can't imagine anyone not noticing! IQ - ZERO!!!!
And Anne I just read something from the Lemon Aid Lady about a toilet paper party in a book of hers about Presentations for Profit. You should do the Potty Party and make bucko bucks like she does. You were onto something!!!!

"Here's what Pampered Chef Director, Michele from California says about Presentations for Profit.

"I was in a bookings slump and needed to get things up quickly! After getting your book, and may I say, I couldn't put it down till I'd read the whole thing--there' s so much juicy info in there!--that your book alone is what pulled me out of my slump! I found that your ideas helped stimulate my own creativity, which had been dormant for a while, and I created a fun "toilet paper" theme show that got me so excited, I called past hosts and said, "You have just GOT to invite your friends to this show...it is SO MUCH FUN!" And I didn't even explain what I meant, except to say that each guest had to bring a roll of toilet paper along. What a great tool that book is!"

YIKES!!! And don't even think about getting us to wear toilet paper turbins at conference! Or Seat hats!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

That could get one's bookings on a roll.

 

[lacychef]

Well, the news said that charges were going to be filed against the boyfriend. So maybe he's not sharing the whole story. Something's gotta be wrong with him to for letting her sit there that long.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Sister Suzie sits in her Chevrolet.
When she shifts she sips her Schlitz,
and when she sips her Schlitz she shifts.

 

[pjpamchef]

Last night on the news it also stated she most likely had permanant nerve damage to her legs. And will never walk again. I find the whole thing horrific, and I hope they fry the boyfriend! She has mental problems, and severe agraphobia (sp), and he did nothing to help her! That is abuse!!! I'd be willing to bet she was on some type of disability and he was cashing the checks, don't know that to be true, but why else would he do nothing!!!