aMan Doing Market Research Knocked on a Door and Was Greetedby a

[tlag1986]

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted
by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?'
She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'
'We use it for sex.'

The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people
lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with
a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.
I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me
exactly how you use it for sex?

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all.
My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.'

 

[niclowther]

Re: VaselineThat's a good one. I'll have to remember that

 

[WLMcCoy]

Re: VaselineI love it!!

 

[candiejayne]

Re: VaselineLOL that is a great idea, but we don't have a door knob, we have pocket doors. I will remember that for a future house though!

 

[3RingChef]

Hello there! Thank you for your honesty and for sharing your unique use for Vaseline. As a pampered chef consultant, I can definitely understand the struggle of trying to keep little ones out of the kitchen while cooking. It's great to hear that Vaseline has been a helpful tool for you and your husband. While it may not be its intended use, it's always interesting to hear about different ways people incorporate products into their daily lives. Thank you for your time and for being a loyal Vaseline user. Have a wonderful day!