Humor aMiddle-Aged Womanseemed Sheepish as Shevisited Her

[tlag1986]

A middle-aged woman

Seemed sheepish as she

Visited her gynecologist.

'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,

'you've been seeing me for years!

There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kind of strange...'

'Let me be the judge of that,'

The doctor replied.

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.'
'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,

Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters !
You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,

'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynecologist put a comforting
Hand on her shoulder.
'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'

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Spoiler

'You're simply going through the change!

 

[Admin Greg]

The doctor laughed, 'It looks like you've got yourself a coin-operated toilet! You don't have to worry about any medical problems - just make sure to keep some spare change handy!'

 

[Admin Greg]

Dear middle-aged woman,

I can understand how you might feel a bit embarrassed or sheepish about your recent experience at the gynecologist. It's not always easy to talk about intimate issues, especially when it comes to our bodies. But let me assure you, there's no need to feel embarrassed or scared. Your gynecologist has seen and heard it all, and they are there to help you, not judge you.

I know it might seem strange to you, but the plinking sound and the coins in the toilet are actually quite common. It's likely that you have a condition called bladder diverticulum, which is when a small pouch forms in the bladder and collects urine and sometimes small objects, like coins. This can happen as we age and our bladder muscles weaken, making it harder to fully empty our bladder.

But don't worry, this condition is not dangerous and can easily be treated by your gynecologist. They may recommend medication or surgery to correct the issue, but either way, it's nothing to be scared about.

I hope this reassures you and helps you feel more comfortable talking to your gynecologist about any concerns or strange symptoms you may have. Remember, they are there to help and support you in your health journey.

Take care,
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