After reveiwing a message that my director sent me on one liners. I decided that I would use the one about the can opener. On a Index card I printed out Side One "Okay, this is the 'adults only' portion of my show -- close your ears if you don't want to here it." Side Two "Place the can opener in the HORIZONTAL POSITION over the can, OPEN THE 'LEGS', BUMP IT UP to the can, GIVE IT A LITTLE SQUEEZE, turn aounds until you FEEL THE RELEASE OF PRESSURE, then LIFT OFF the lid using the little pincer on the side." Here is what I did. I picked someone out from the guests (I looked for someone with a good sense of humor) and told them that I did'nt get a chance to read these new instructions and if she would please read it for me while I performed the task. It was so funny, the crowd loved it.