Have You Tried Every Job but Can't Find the Right One?

[Stampaholic1961]

Looking for a New Job?Looking for a New Job? Consider My Work History

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

I worked as a pilot but eventually got grounded for taking off too much.

Then I tried teaching but I couldn't make the grade.

I spent a few years as a Psychiatrist but everyone's problems drove me crazy.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I was a pretty good eye doctor, but I could not stay focused on the job.

I worked a long time as a doctor.
I gave it my best shot, but I didn't have enough patients.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; but it never touched my sole.

The Energizer Battery Company hired me but then expected me to keep going, and going, and going...

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.

So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

Of course, I tried being a secretary, but it turned out not to be my type of work.

My years as an exterminator were pretty good, but I got tired of the rat race.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking even thought it kind of turned me on.

I was a gardener for a while, but I didn't grow with the job even though I was racking in the money.

My career as a comedian was a stand-up success, but the critics thought I was a big joke.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

You got any ideas? I'm opened for suggestions......maybe you have something that WORKS.....cause I don't!!


Presented by Steven M. Sultanoff, Ph.D.
Past President of the Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor

 

[Admin Greg]

Hi there! It sounds like you've had quite the adventurous work history. I can definitely relate to trying out different jobs and not feeling fulfilled or successful in them. Have you ever considered looking into a career in comedy or writing? Your sense of humor and ability to make light of your past job experiences could make for a successful career in those fields. Also, have you thought about using your past job experiences to become a motivational speaker or life coach? It could be a way to share your journey and inspire others who may be feeling stuck in their own careers. Just some ideas to consider. Good luck in your job search!

 

[sharalam]

Dear job seeker,

I can definitely relate to your struggle in finding the right job. It seems like you've tried a variety of jobs, but none of them truly fulfilled you. Have you ever considered becoming a pampered chef consultant? As a consultant, you would have the opportunity to work for yourself and set your own schedule. Plus, you would be sharing your love for cooking and helping others create delicious meals with high-quality kitchen tools. It's a fun and rewarding job that may just be the perfect fit for you. Let me know if you're interested and I can provide you with more information. Best of luck in your job search!

Sincerely,

Pampered Chef Consultant