Circumcised - This Is Priceless! Lol Funny!

[jrstephens]

Circumcised - this is priceless!

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
Squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She
Went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and
Whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite
Itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was
To telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did
It and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back
To investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his weenie
Hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.

"I did," He said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon,
she'd Come and pick me up from school".

KIDS, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM???

 

[vwpamperedchef]

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[krzymomof4]

Sounds like something one of my boys would do.

 

[katie0128]

[in my best whiny, yet thoroughly confused voice] "But mom... you said to stick it out until noon and that is what I did!"

 

[rennea]

Now here is a thread title I thought I would never see!

 

[KellyRedHead]

I read this to my DH and he loved it. He laugh so hard!!!!!

Kelly V.

 

[Kitchen Diva]

Circumcised - this is priceless!

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
Squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She
Went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and
Whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite
Itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was
To telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did
It and returned to his class.
<<<SNIP>>>



I have heard this one before, but is still makes me laugh! It reminds me of a funny story about my step kids- who are grown now.

Back when we used to pick them up in SC (we lived in NE at the time) for the summer we were driving through Kansas I believe, or Missouri...anyway we passed a prison and the inmates were outdoors playing basketball. Joshua sat up and said, "Dad, I want to go to prison some day because I love basket ball!!!" I told Joshua he wouldn't want to go because some guy might make him his girlfriend, and his sister Stephanie chimmed in and said "Yeah, they'd be after your family jewels". Joshua leans forward towards the front seat and sticks his head in between DH and my shoulders and exclaims "DAD... WE have family JEWELS!!???!!!" And Stephanies says, "No you dummy- your NUTS!" And he says "I'm not nuts!" Then we had to explain that she meant his actual nuts not that he was nuts...

We still laugh about that today!

 

[ChefDella]

that was too funny, had to copy and paste it in an email and send it to some friends

 

[Kitchen Diva]

that was too funny, had to copy and paste it in an email and send it to some friends

Jenn's story, or my story about my step kids? (sorry it's late and I'm on narcotics for a really bad back ache so I'm a bit loopy!)

 

[jrstephens]

That's funny Kacey!!! Kids can say the darndest things !

 

[Kitchen Diva]

That's funny Kacey!!! Kids can say the darndest things !

Yes they can! Everytime I here someone say the word "jewels" I think of Joshua and his excitement over the fact that his family had a stash of expensive jewels waiting for him to inherit!