It Just Isn't the Holiday Season Without Music

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear

Lacey things, the wife is missin'.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,
like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town."

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing.
Didn't ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear...

 

[nikked]

On of my all time FAVORITE spoofs...thanks, KG!

 

[nikked]

And my second...

"LIVIN' IN A PHOENIX WONDERLAND"
Lyrics by A. Non

Palm trees wave, are you listenin'?
In the pool, water's glistenin',
A warm sunny day, we like it that way,
Livin' in a Phoenix Wonderland.

Gone away is the blizzard,
Here to stay is the lizard,
A warm sunny day, we're melting away,
Livin' in a Phoenix Wonderland.

In the desert we can have a picnic,
Cactus, sand, rattlesnakes & sun.
Christmas dinner is an old tradition--
It's pinto beans & tacos by the ton.

Later on we'll perspire,
As the temperature rises higher,
A warm sunny day, we're melting away,
Livin' in a Phoenix Wonderland.

 

[Liquid Sky]

And my second...

"LIVIN' IN A PHOENIX WONDERLAND"
Lyrics by A. Non

Palm trees wave, are you listenin'?
In the pool, water's glistenin',
A warm sunny day, we like it that way,
Livin' in a Phoenix Wonderland.

Gone away is the blizzard,
Here to stay is the lizard,
A warm sunny day, we're melting away,
Livin' in a Phoenix Wonderland.

In the desert we can have a picnic,
Cactus, sand, rattlesnakes & sun.
Christmas dinner is an old tradition--
It's pinto beans & tacos by the ton.

Later on we'll perspire,
As the temperature rises higher,
A warm sunny day, we're melting away,
Livin' in a Phoenix Wonderland.

LOL...yep about describes it!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Must be warmer than Albuquerque!(You deserting desert rats, you!)

 

[raebates]

Currently I have I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas stuck in my head.

 

[raebates]

I irritated the heck out of The Furry Guy on the way to his family Christmas by playing all four versions of The 12 Days of Christmas currently in my van.The Muppets with John Denver
The Mackenzie Brothers
Veggie Tales
A Dr. Demento classic about a transistor radio

 

[ChefBeckyD]

Currently I have I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas stuck in my head.

Oh, Great. And now so will I....:sing:

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

You know, y'all just reminded me that I haven't (yet) heard Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer this year. Just as well, it's not a very happy song, now that I think about it.

 

[lcucinella]

Anyone from Louisiana knows the 12 yats of Christmas.
And Santa & his reindeer used to live right here.

Love Benny Grunch...Just not Christmas without it.


Lisa

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

I Yust Go Nuts at ChristmasYogi Yorgesson:

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
On that yolly holiday
I’ll go in the red like a knucklehead
Cuz I'll squander all my pay.

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
Shopping sure drives me berserk
On the day before, I rush in a store
Like a pure bewildered yerk.

I look at nightgowns for my wife
Those black ones trimmed in red
But I won’t know her size and so
She'll get a carpet sweeper instead.

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
When each kid hangs up his sock
It's a time for kids to flip their lids
While their papa goes in hock.

[spoken]
On the night before Christmas
It's still in the house
My family is sleeping
So I'm quiet like a mouse.

I look at my watch and midnight is near
I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer
Down at the corner, the crowd is so merry
I end up by drinking about 12 Tom & Yerry

I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping
When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping
They sit on my face and they yump on my belly
And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly.

They scream Merry Christmas, and my poor wife and me
We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree
My head is exploding, my mouth tastes like a pickle
I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle.

Yust before Christmas dinner, I relax to a point
Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint
On Christmas, I hug and I kiss my wife's mother
The rest of the year we don't speak to each other.

After dinner, my Aunt and my wife's Uncle Louie
Get into an argument; they're both awful screwy
Then all my wife's family say Louie is right
And my goofy relations, they yoin in the fight.

Back in the corner, the radio is playing
And over the racket Gabriel Heater is saying
"Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men"
And yust at that moment, someone slugs Uncle Ben.

They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear
Oh, I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year.

[singing]
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
But I still have lots of fun
Yust the same as you, I enyoy it too
Merry Christmas, Everyone!

 

[raebates]

I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas is another one we listened to on Saturday, KG. I told The Furry Guy that I hadn't heard Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer on the radio this year. There have been times when I just couldn't get away from it.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

How about Yogi singing Yingling Bells?My wife says to me, "Let's not take the old 'cou-pay'
Hitch up again de horse, to da one-horse open sleigh."
The horse was awful mad; if he could talk he'd say,
"You'll be sorry you hitched me to a one-horse open sleigh."Yingle bells, yingle bells, yingling all the way
It ain't fun like it used to be in a one-horse open sleigh
Yingle bells, yingle bells, yingling all the way
I should have worn long underwear in that one-horse open sleighDashing through the snow with the cold wind in our face
I can't hold the horse; he thinks he's in a race
He kicks snow on us; it his us on the chest
I'll bet that we're the coldest Swedes in the whole darn middle westYingle bells, yingle bells, yingling all the way
My wife sure hates sleigh bells since we rode that one-horse sleigh
Yingle bells, yingle bells, yingling all the way
We're too old for riding in a one-horse open sleighNight is awful dark; can't see beyond my nose
I can't blink my eyes; my eyeballs must be froze
I can't hear my wife yell; I can't see her face
I guess I must have lost her when we turned at Jonssons' placeYingle bells, yingle bells, yingling all the way
I nearly caught pneumonia in that one-horse open sleigh
Yingle bells, yingle bells, yingling all the way
I wouldn't make brass monkeys ride in a one-horse open sleigh.

 

[esavvymom]

You know, y'all just reminded me that I haven't (yet) heard Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer this year.

Just as well, it's not a very happy song, now that I think about it.

LOL...I started singing that tune one day and my 9 year old looked at me horrified and said "REALLY?!!" I about lost it.

Sorry...back to the regular scheduled program.
*Rae- I love the hippo song! My boys used to sing it when they were really little..*

 

[JackieBozeman]

OK, I want to know where I can get the CD of these songs. They are fantastic. I love the music but was freaked out when one of the local Sacramento, CA radio stations started playing it November 1. However, if they'd played all these songs, I would have stayed listening. And I have heard Grandma's song.

 

[jbarnhill]

I haven't heard the hippo song yet and i have the radio on all day. It is one of my favorites.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Da Yoopers Rusty Chevrolet video.Da Yoopers Official Website, including the Tourist Trap Gift Shop.