Tequila Christmas Cookies Recipe: A Holiday Humor Treat!

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This thread features humorous takes on holiday recipes, specifically a playful rendition of a tequila cookie recipe and a whiskey turkey recipe. Participants share their reactions and personal anecdotes related to these humorous recipes.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant shares a humorous tequila cookie recipe that includes exaggerated instructions and comedic elements.
  • Another participant expresses enjoyment, stating they laughed so hard they cried while reading it to their daughter.
  • One user mentions having seen a similar humorous recipe using Jack Daniels, suggesting a common theme in holiday humor.
  • A participant recalls a funny holiday turkey recipe their Granddad used to send, which also involved whiskey, highlighting a nostalgic connection to humorous cooking traditions.
  • Several participants express their amusement, with one noting they laughed so hard their body ached and struggled to read it aloud without laughing.
  • Another participant finds both the cookie and turkey recipes to be equally funny, appreciating the humor in both.
  • One participant mentions sharing the recipe with friends, indicating a desire to spread the humor further.

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Participants generally agree on the humor of the recipes, with many expressing their enjoyment and laughter. No clear disagreement is present.

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The thread reflects a light-hearted approach to holiday cooking, emphasizing humor over traditional cooking methods or serious recipes.

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heat123
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Tequila Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
 
Oh My GOODNESS! I read this over the phone to my daughter... we are both in tears! Thanks for the laugh!
 
I have seen something like this with Jack Daniels substituted. Basically the same results!
 
My Granddad used to send this as his Holiday Christmas card YEARS ago...no kidding...but it was "How to make a Holiday Turkey" using Whiskey...funniest thing I have ever read!!

How to Cook a Holiday Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
 
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  • #5
TOO funny!
 
heat123 said:
Tequila Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


Maybe it's because it past my bedtime and its Friday but I just had a belly-aching laugh over this! Tears in my eyes! Seriously, the hardest I've laughed in a long while and now I will email this to my friends(if you don't mind!) Thanks for the laugh...it felt good!
Becky
 
  • Thread starter
  • #7
of course you should share it with friends, let them get a kick out of it they way we did!! :o)
 
Both are way too funny. I laughed so hard that now my body aches. I tried reading it to my husband but I couldn't get through it without laughin. Thanks for the laugh gals.
 
hee hee love the turkey and cookie recipies! toooo funny!!!

Cheers
 

Frequently Asked Questions

What are Tequila Christmas Cookies?

Tequila Christmas Cookies are a fun and festive holiday treat that incorporates tequila into the cookie dough, adding a unique twist to traditional Christmas cookies. They are often flavored with spices and citrus to enhance the holiday spirit.

Can I use any type of tequila for the recipe?

Yes, you can use any type of tequila you prefer, but silver or blanco tequila is commonly recommended for baking due to its smooth flavor. Avoid using flavored tequilas, as they may alter the taste of the cookies.

How do I store Tequila Christmas Cookies?

Tequila Christmas Cookies can be stored in an airtight container at room temperature for up to a week. For longer storage, you can freeze them for up to three months. Just make sure to separate layers with parchment paper to prevent sticking.

Can I make these cookies without alcohol?

Yes, you can make a non-alcoholic version by substituting tequila with a mixture of lime juice and a splash of soda water for a similar flavor profile. However, the cookies will lack the distinct tequila taste.

What are some fun ways to decorate Tequila Christmas Cookies?

You can decorate Tequila Christmas Cookies with festive icing, sprinkles, or edible glitter. Consider using lime-flavored icing to complement the tequila flavor, or create holiday-themed designs with colored icing for a cheerful presentation.

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