Shellfish Discussion: Starting a Sunday Morning Parody Thread

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Is it okay to start a parody thread on a Sunday morning?

Usually on Sundays, I have sore mussels from working in the yard on Saturday. When the alarm goes off and oyster while waking, the bed feels like a lobster trap.

Oh, c'mon now, you crabs. Don't all clam up on me.

 

[wadesgirl]

You must be very bored this morning.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Nah. I'm just wired differently and I see things other people don't seem to see. I kept looking at the other thread and seeing the word "Shellfish" and couldn't help myself.Care for a cocktail?

 

[janetupnorth]

As a matter of fact, I just brought some shrimp at the grocery store...

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

As a matter of fact, I just brought the shrimps to the grocery store...

I fixed your post for ya.

 

[raebates]

Sounds to me like you were just fishing for material.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Well, it seemed like a reelly good line at the time.

 

[TrishPCMommy]

Abalone!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Q: What do you get when your cross a crocodile with an abalone?A: A crocabalone!

 

[TrishPCMommy]

Sounds to me like you're floundering a bit...

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Keeping a thread like this going is always a little roughy.

 

[legacypc46]

Oh, mahi, mahi, KG. You can be quite the snapper in your posts...its a good thing we're all such a grouper of chums.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

I was in a school for it.

 

[legacypc46]

Well, all kidding aside, I find your posts both insightful and soleful.

 

[raebates]

Oh, I can't believe you took that bait.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Can you afford this? I work for scale.

 

[TrishPCMommy]

It's almost like you guys are doing this on porpoise.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Now that you're caught up in it, you'll have to change your name to Annette.

 

[TrishPCMommy]

I quit. This is getting kelpless...

Besides, if I change to Annette, then I've gotta figure out if I'm the fish theme, or the beach theme.

 

[Fluffy215]

Ok, I am so steamed. I have been perched here all day, cod up in this crappie that I just now realized I need to get my bass to bed.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

I quit. This is getting kelpless...

Besides, if I change to Annette, then I've gotta figure out if I'm the fish theme, or the beach theme.

BINGO!






Rzzlbrzzt minimums.

 

[legacypc46]

Blanket!!!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Morry Amsterdam was a comic that was known as "The Human Joke Machine." Name a topic and he had a joke for it. (He was best known for playing the role of Buddy Sorrel on The Dick van Dyke Show.) In his stand-up bit, he played a cello, sort of like Jack Benny's violin, the cello was a prop for more jokes - and he could really play it.I always thought it was sort of a Funicello.

 

[janetupnorth]

You fixed the post well KG! I did take the shrimps to the store. They almost got caught up in the ice cream and cookie aisles, but I fished them out.

 

[pampered1224]

KG seems to have gotten you all hook, line, and sinker, (or is that stinker?) with this thread. I too am having a halibut day and needed this so as to not flounder around the rest of the day.