Did You Hear About the Hilarious Email Forward?

[julyskitchen]

"A woman's Prayer"

Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.​

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

Happy Monday!

 

[Miss Cori]

ha ha ha these are great. Love the saggy boob one

 

[luvs2sellit]

Cracking up!

 

[raebates]

ha ha ha these are great. Love the saggy boob one

That's because you're young enough that it's not a painful reality.

 

[jrstephens]

I love the saggy boob one too!! HA!! This is funny! thanks for the laugh.

 

[amy07]

thanks for sharing those!!

 

[Miss Cori]

That's because you're young enough that it's not a painful reality.

HAHAHA thats true. Thank goodness!

 

[raebates]

Your day will come. Trust me. I used to be a 32B, now I'm a 42 long.

 

[amy07]

Your day will come. Trust me. I used to be a 32B, now I'm a 42 long.

Stop Rae, that is tooooooooo much!!

Actually I'm just glad we don't measure our other "assets" that way.......mine has spread east, west, AND south!

 

[raebates]

It's an old, old joke. I just figured you were young enought to have not heard it--yet. My, um, other assets have definitely spread both east and west. Thanks to my bike riding, though, they haven't ventured too far south.

 

[Miss Cori]

I just got this in an email Please excuse the bad word

 

[AJPratt]

I just got this in an email Please excuse the bad word

OMG! I laughed out loud!!!

 

[raebates]

Cori, you made me snort at work. I printed that off and shared it with my co-workers.

 

[jrstephens]

I am so glad I am here by myself right now!!

 

[amy07]

I just got this in an email Please excuse the bad word

Oh, that is sooo my life with my kids right now (minus the "s" word)

 

[chefann]

The original didn't use that word. (I should know - I have the 3-volume hardcover set of every Calvin and Hobbes comic.) But it's still hilarious.

 

[julyskitchen]

I just got this in an email Please excuse the bad word

lmao... ..Thanks for sharing Cori..that's too funny, my kids would totally do that...