forThose Who Need Some Inner Peace...

[chefann]

Just got this message from a friend of mine, and I thought that my friends here could take advantage of it.

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace

 

[raebates]

And here I though you were posting some wonderful new insight. Well, actually, depending on the situation, I suppose it could be considered just that.Thanks for the chuckle.

 

[KellyTheChef]

LOL

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[ahammons]

Too funny!!

 

[lkprescott]

Exactly the kind of boost I needed today! Now.. let me see what have I not finished.... Thanks for the chuckle!

 

[ChefBeckyD]

Hmmm, that reminds me - there are leftover brownies just calling my name!

 

[lkprescott]

I found it! An unfinished bag of Rolos... ooh and a little vanilla ice cream in the freezer... whipped topping too... I'm feeling a Tuesday sundae comin' on. *WHEEEE* I've not felt this productive all week!

 

[MissChef]

I have had a few friends email this to me!!! Do you think they are trying to tell me something!?!
Thanks for the laugh, Ann! You'd think that after receiving this a couple times, I would have figured out what this thread was all about, but of course I didn't! Guess I really do need some more inner peace! LOL! :blushing:

 

[pkd09]

Oh my gosh this is a scream!!! Just thought of at least a dozen people to send this to. Thank you for sharing

 

[lkprescott]

Here's another one... for those wishing for more stress reduction and finding peace within themselves: Here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological textsicture yourself near a stream.
Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air.
No one knows your secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called "the world".
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is clear.
You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under the water...There now.....feeling better?

 

[laylaleigh]

Ann-that was great!!! Thanks for the laugh! I am about to kill one of my children (not really), and that gave me the laugh I needed!! Thanks!

Layla

 

[MissChef]

Here's another one... for those wishing for more stress reduction and finding peace within themselves:

Here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts:

Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain air.
No one knows your secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called "the world".
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is clear.
You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under the water...

There now.....

feeling better?

Okay, I LOL!