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In summary, the "Unforgettable Funeral Experience in the Kentucky Countryside" offers a personalized and peaceful setting in the beautiful countryside. The funeral experience can be customized to reflect the loved one's personality and interests. Accommodations for out-of-town guests are available and there are no additional costs for the all-inclusive package. There is no limit to the number of guests that can be invited.
tlag1986
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As a young minister in Kentucky , I was asked by a funeral director

to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, who had no family or

friends. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the
country, and this man would be the first to be buried there.
I was not familiar with the backwoods area, and I soon became
lost. Being a typical man, I did not stop to ask for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the open grave,

but the hearse was nowhere in sight. The digging crew was eating lunch.

I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and I stepped to the side

of the open grave. There I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured

the workers I would not hold them up for long, as I told them that this

was the proper thing to do.
The workers gathered around the grave and stood silently as I

began to pour out my heart and soul.
As I preached about 'looking forward to a brighter tomorrow' and
'the glory that is to come,' the workers began to say 'Amen,' 'Praise the
Lord,' and 'Glory!' The fervor of these men truly inspired me. So, I
preached and I preached like I had never preached before, all the way

from Genesis to Revelations. I finally closed the lengthy service with a
prayer, thanked the men, and walked to my car.
As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I heard one of
the workers say to another, “I ain't NEVER seen nothin' like that before,
and I've been puttin' in septic tanks for thirty years!”
 
lol oops!!!
 
Very good!
 

1. What makes the "Unforgettable Funeral Experience in the Kentucky Countryside" unique?

The "Unforgettable Funeral Experience in the Kentucky Countryside" offers a serene and peaceful setting in the beautiful Kentucky countryside. This allows for a more intimate and personalized funeral experience for the family and their loved ones.

2. Can we customize the funeral experience to reflect our loved one's personality and interests?

Yes, we understand the importance of honoring your loved one's life and can work with you to create a customized funeral experience that reflects their unique personality, interests, and passions.

3. Are there any accommodations for out-of-town guests?

Yes, we offer accommodations for out-of-town guests at nearby hotels and can also assist with transportation arrangements to and from the funeral site.

4. Will there be any additional costs for the "Unforgettable Funeral Experience in the Kentucky Countryside"?

Our goal is to provide a stress-free and affordable funeral experience for our clients. The cost for the "Unforgettable Funeral Experience in the Kentucky Countryside" is all-inclusive and there are no hidden fees or additional costs.

5. Is there a limit to the number of guests we can invite to the funeral?

No, we understand that funerals are an important way to say goodbye and honor a loved one, and we do not limit the number of guests you can invite. We will work with you to ensure that all guests are comfortably accommodated.

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