krzymomof4
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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
for Blanche, our hunting dog, at Wal-Mart and was
standing in line about to check out. A woman behind
me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought
was 'where is your sign lady' but decided to go with
it... So.. on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't
have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina weight
loss Diet again. I said I probably shouldn't, because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd
lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially
a perfect diet and that the way that it works is,
you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and
that the food is nutritionally complete...
so I was going to try it again. I have to mention
here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story to say the least.
Totally horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in
intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I
told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's rear end and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to
have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Wal-Mart asked me not to shop there anymore
De Sha can't go to Wal-Mart anymore
Thought you all needed a good weight loss smile
for Blanche, our hunting dog, at Wal-Mart and was
standing in line about to check out. A woman behind
me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought
was 'where is your sign lady' but decided to go with
it... So.. on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't
have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina weight
loss Diet again. I said I probably shouldn't, because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd
lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially
a perfect diet and that the way that it works is,
you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and
that the food is nutritionally complete...
so I was going to try it again. I have to mention
here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story to say the least.
Totally horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in
intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I
told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's rear end and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to
have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Wal-Mart asked me not to shop there anymore
De Sha can't go to Wal-Mart anymore
Thought you all needed a good weight loss smile