Humorous Menopause Jewelry: A Mood Ring Story

[yummy4tummy]

My sister emailed this to me (she is in early stages). I hope you enjoy it. Valky


Menopause Jewelry
>>
>>My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
>>bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
>>able to monitor my moods.
>>
>>We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
>>turns green.
>>
>>
>>
>>When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
>>freakin' red mark on his forehead.
>>
>>Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

 

[lacychef]

HA!! That's funny

 

[pamperedlinda]

ha ha ha ha ha....I can't wait to see what TKG has to add to this one!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

What? You never noticed the big red mark in the middle of my forehead?

 

[thechefofnorthbend]

Heheheeee....Here is a good one!

Private Part.

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing

home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if
there
was anything wrong.

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr.Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and
I am
very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.Goldstein, please accept my
condolences."

The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down t he hall with his
Private
Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like

that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that
my
Private Part died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"


(You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!)

"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

 

[pamperedlinda]

What? You never noticed the big red mark in the middle of my forehead?

Must be why you wear the hat!

And KG....I'm so happy that I earned my 750th post and my star with you!!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

I'm honored and welcome. Now you have access to the Star's Lounge and you can use the secret handshake at conference.

 

[pamperedlinda]

I'm honored and welcome. Now you have access to the Star's Lounge and you can use the secret handshake at conference.

okay, I'm afraid to ask....

 

[pamperedlinda]

I'm honored and welcome. Now you have access to the Star's Lounge and you can use the secret handshake at conference.

Oh....how many more posts until I reach the next star level?

 

[tlennhoff]

Oh....how many more posts until I reach the next star level?

Next star level is at 1500 posts. I'm not sure what the next level after that is.