thechefofnorthbend
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A little something from me to you!!
'Twas a day in December,
A day to remember,
A day when your birthday was here.
When out of the blue,
A friend named Darby, who,
Appeared bearing lox, bagels and beer.
Claimed Darb, "It won't do,
This gumbo-type stew,
Sit down, have a nosh and a brew."
"Are you crazy?" you bellowed,
(You're usually mellow),
"I cannot drink beer and eat lox.
I've got no Tabasco,
No peppers, alas oh,
And besides, I'm not wearing red socks!"
"Aha!" countered Darb
As she leapt to the desk,
And drew forth a present quite swiftly.
"Tabasco ain't happenin'
And peppers is fattenin',
But with these you'll be looking quite nifty!"
So down they both sat
And proceeded to chat,
While stuffing their faces with glee;
When Darb turned to you
With a slap and a coo, cried
"The best part, it's totally free!"
Silly, yes...but aren't birthdays at this age supposed to be silly?? Have a good one!! (until next year...)
'Twas a day in December,
A day to remember,
A day when your birthday was here.
When out of the blue,
A friend named Darby, who,
Appeared bearing lox, bagels and beer.
Claimed Darb, "It won't do,
This gumbo-type stew,
Sit down, have a nosh and a brew."
"Are you crazy?" you bellowed,
(You're usually mellow),
"I cannot drink beer and eat lox.
I've got no Tabasco,
No peppers, alas oh,
And besides, I'm not wearing red socks!"
"Aha!" countered Darb
As she leapt to the desk,
And drew forth a present quite swiftly.
"Tabasco ain't happenin'
And peppers is fattenin',
But with these you'll be looking quite nifty!"
So down they both sat
And proceeded to chat,
While stuffing their faces with glee;
When Darb turned to you
With a slap and a coo, cried
"The best part, it's totally free!"
Silly, yes...but aren't birthdays at this age supposed to be silly?? Have a good one!! (until next year...)
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