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kcjodih said:Here's a whole document I had given to me with one-liners and ice-breakers. I hope they help.
reesefamily5 said:During my introduction when I'm explaining the Order Form I tell them I accept Cash, Check, and CC. OR you can use the hubby plan and pay with a little of each so your hubby doesn't know how much your spending today. People love this one and it's always garenteed a laugh or two.
That's hilarious! I'll have to use that one!pcbrandy said:These stones have pores; the pores open up and suck some of the fat away from your food. Of course when I found that out, I ran home and sat on it for an hour hoping it would suck some of the fat away from me. But as you can tell it doesn’t work on people."
Paige Dixon said:Knives:
We have the little paring knife, the medium utility knife, and (open up the chef's knife) the one I like to call "Lorena".
I may have said this before, but I call them the "Baywatch Babes."cmdtrgd said:A one liner I stole from another consultant is about the scrapers. I talk about how they are heat resistant and if your scrapers at home keep getting smaller, you are eating them. Then I say "Our scrapers are made out of silicone. If you've never seen silicone outside of the body, this is what it looks like." Usually it takes a few seconds to set in and then they are rolling! It is a really good way to start off the show so people know you can be fun and a bit racy. It is also a good way to find out HOW racy you can be!!!
its_me_susan said:You can introduce the meat lifts & knives as belonging to our "violent weapon collection" and suggest they bring them along when they go for a walk.
TinasKitchen said:I have one that I havent used yet and of course, it has to be with the RIGHT crowd, maybe your friends lol
W/ the meat tenderizer you can say and this is for your husband to pound his meat.. (laugh) I mean when you pound his meat (laugh) .. I mean you know.. when you are making chicken cutlets lol
I have yet to use it but I tried it out w/ my friends and they laughed.
gilliandanielle said:My customers always call the meat tenderizer a husband beater. Also I said the knife joke about Lorena at a show and it BOMBED!! I thought it was the right crowd, but everyone just looked at me weird and I moved on! Slippery slope...