Humor toMaintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

[colegrovet]

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If they want fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can' t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache ..

11. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

 

[sk8rgrrl99]

I've seen this a couple times before but it's just as funny this time... I love it!!

 

[AnnieBee]

LOL! Love 7, 8 and 12!

 

[susanr613]

Oh my - thank you so much for the laugh!!!

 

[pampcheflisa]

I too, have seen this several times and every time I see it, I STILL laugh out loud......hysterical!!

 

[raebates]

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

My son does this regularly. It really confuses a lot of people. He gets a big kick out of it.

 

[Kelly8]

Can't wait to try some out on April's Fools' Day!

 

[TeresaG]

I've seen that before but it still makes me laugh.

 

[Jessie Jolly]

Funny...thanks for sharing!

 

[Crystal Patton]

I LOVE 13!!

I think my husband actually said this once.

Of course he and I have the same sence of humor - we are just BAD. When our first born was 2 months old my Mom came for dinner. Keep in mind this is her first grandchild and from 2 weeks old she kept him every Friday night. Anyway, it was getting late and my DH hinted that it was time for her to go. She realized how late it was and started to put her coat on. Then my DH said, "We need to interview the couple we called out of the paper. The ones that want to adopt Wyatt." She flipped for a minute, then realized he was kidding.
We also told her one time that when you push on the soft spot on his head his left leg kicks just like a dog. LOL I told you we were bad.