Humor theTeacher Told Bubba (Whom Is a Redneck) to Use These Words in a

[colegrovet]

The teacher told Bubba (whom is a REDNECK) to use these words in a sentence.
So Bubba replies:


1. *Cheese*

Maria likes me, but *cheese* fat.



2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car, there's not *mushroom*.



3. *Shoulder*

My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read, so
I *shoulder*.



4. * Texas *

My fren always *Texas* me when I'm not home, wonderin where I'm at!



5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got *herpes*.



6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and *July* to me! Julyer!



7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars but my wife *rectum*!



8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but *chicken* go herself.



9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry, *wheelchair*.



10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so *chicken wing*.



11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
*harassment* nothing to me.



12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the *bishop*.



13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club but no *body wash* my kids.



14. *Budweiser*

That women over there has a nice body, *budweiser* face so ugly?!?!

 

[Admin Greg]

15. *Biscuit*

My wife said she wanted to go to the beach but *biscuit* go she had to work.

 

[sharalam]

15. *Biscuit*

I was gonna go to the store with my wife but she said she wanted to
stay home and *biscuit*.

Bubba, I'm glad you're practicing using these words in sentences! As a pampered chef consultant, I often use cheese in my recipes, like my famous cheesy mac and cheese. Mushrooms are also a great addition to any dish, like my mushroom and spinach quiche. When carrying heavy groceries, it's important to use your shoulder to avoid straining your back. And speaking of Texas, have you tried my Tex-Mex casserole? It's a crowd-pleaser at any party. As for herpes, let's stick to talking about delicious pizza toppings. And remember, July is a great time to try out new recipes on the grill. I hope you never have to use a wheelchair, but if you do, make sure to take care of yourself and get some rest. And speaking of rest, I hope you have a good night's sleep after enjoying my famous chicken wings. As for harassment, let's not joke about serious matters. It's important to treat others with respect and kindness. If you ever need to move furniture, don't forget to use your bishop to protect your back. And when you're ready to go out, make sure everyone in the family is clean with some body wash. And of course, let's not forget to enjoy a cold Budweiser while watching the game. As for biscuits, they're a great side dish to any meal. Keep practicing those sentences, Bubba!