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The Swine Flew

raebates

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I consider it classic cinema. The day when pigs flew.
 

chefpenny99

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My DH has Season One of The Muppet Show on DVD and is looking forward to getting the rest of the shows. Pigs in Space was one of the better sketches (IMO).
 

The_Kitchen_Guy

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The_Kitchen_Guy

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WARNING! Mild adult humor follows

A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he had
determined to take them to the county fair and sell them. While at
the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After
talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything
50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles away from one another and so
they agreed to drive thirty miles and find a field in which to mate
their pigs. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got
up at 5 AM, loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was
the only vehicle they had, and drove the thirty miles.

While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I
know if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied,

"If they're in the grass grazing in the morning, then they're pregnant, if
they're in the mud, then they're not." The next morning they were
rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them again into the
family station wagon and proceeded to try again.

This continued each morning the following week until one morning the
farmer was so tired that he couldn't get out of bed. He called to
his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me if the pigs are in
the mud or in the field."

"Neither," yelled his wife, "They're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."
 

SeeMe4PC

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Re: WARNING! Mild adult humor follows

Have to agree - that cracked me up. You remind me of my hubby, KG, always has some sort of corny humor to go with EVERYTHING...it's family trait for them. His dad and brothers are the exact same way - I just shake my head in wonder of what goes on in that brain of theirs.

His big thing last week was something about an "oinkment" to cure the swine flu. I learned yesterday that he cheated on that one... he is a Radio DJ and his show prep tipped him off for that joke.

Loving the pig jokes....I, too, needed a good chuckle.

Have a great one!
 

c00p

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I LOVED the muppets and everything about their show was just pure fun!!!! Remember the chef and the scientist with Beeker????!!!!! Good times man, good times.
 

Nanisu

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My favorite was the Swedish Chef AND my favorite show now is Mythbusters--best of both worlds, LOL.
 
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