No... Have you ever fallen UP the stairs?

 

Several and more than once...

Have you ever driven a race car?

 

No but have you ever seen your grandchild within minutes of his/her birth?

 

Nope, but saw a nephew being born...


Have you ever started talking to someone just to realize they weren't who you though?

 

What's sad is that I've done it more than once.:balloon:

Have you ever spoken to a celebrity on the phone?

 

No, but when I worked at a dry cleaners, I handed a celebrity in my community (motivational, comedic speaker for youth) his dry cleaning--only to then make a reference to something he did that I just loved and gushed about...only to have him remind me that that was another guy--one of his rivals. :blushing:

Have you ever left someplace and forgot one of your kids that was with you?

 

No but I did a chest x-ray on Hugh Hefner about 20 years ago!

Have you ever called someone and completely forgot why you called them?

 

I'm answering both, because you both responded to my question.

No, but I once drove half way to work before remembering I forgot to drop my infant son off at the babysitter. No cell phones way back then (19 years), so I drove the rest of the way to work just to tell them what happened, went back to the baby sitter's, then went back to the office.

Yes, usually because I'm on hold for so long I start doing something else. Then, when someone finally comes on the line I not only forgot why I was calling, but who I was calling!

Have you ever accidently 'stood somebody up' (made plans to meet somewhere, then forgot all about the meeting)?

 

Yep - gave someone a couple dollars at the grocery store. Have you ever mistakenly thrown something valuable in the garbage?

 

YES! When I was with another direct sales company I had a customer's order (a good good friend of mine, thankfully!) on the floor in the kitchen. She had ordered so much that I left it in the shipping box it came. Somehow throughout the day that box ended up getting closed and other boxes (empty boxes) were sat on top. The next day we were loading up the truck to take a bunch of things to the dump and wouldn't you know I grabbed the box with all the home interiors stuff. :blushing: And it went to the dump w/out a second thought!!

We drink sweet tea in the south - Have you ever just made tea (or whatever) and put the sugar in the fridge and the freshly made tea in the cupboard?

 

No, but I put the cheese in the pantry and the bread in the fridge for grilled cheeses.

Have you ever been on TV?

 

No - thank goodness.

Have you ever run over your cell phone with your dump truck after checking the air pressure in the tires?

 

No that I actually remember.

Have you ever locked your keys in your car while it was still running?

 

Yes - fortunately we had a second set of keys and I did it at home. Ah, the pleasures of Monday morning...

Have you ever written & signed a check in pencil or lipstick?

 

No, but have a lot with red pens...

Have you ever been arrested or detained by law enforcement?

 

yes, i have done that even had my baby in the car. Its a good thing I carry a spare key...
Have you ever went sky diving??

 

no.

have you ever almost drove away and forgot to buckle your kids up in their car seats?

 

Yes, all the time, luckily my DD yells at me!!

Have you ever worked in a hay field?

 

Not 'making hay', but yes in a vegetable processing plant [1 day, couldn't take it!], strawberry field, cherry orchard. Have you ever mistaken salt for sugar in a recipe?

 

so far the only Yesses are
- been on TV (Jeopardy in 2001)
- tossed something valuable (key-sized garage remote and I am still miffed at myself for doing it)

Have you ever called someone by someone else's name (kids, grandkids, pets do not count).

 

No but I cut Joe Montana's hair when I lived in CA

No- I've never done that

Have you ever eaten alligator?

 

yep - didn't care for it!

Have you ever made a Snow Angel?

 

Yes!

Have you ever sat and watched kid movies without the kids?

 

Of course, I've made several snow angels.

And we owned more than 25 kids movies before we even had a kid.

Have you ever lived in a foreign country?

 

Never lived in a foreign country...don't want to, either!

Have you ever cried looking into the eyes of your baby as you nursed them?

 

No. never nursed.

Have you ever completely forgotten talking to a customer on the phone only to call them later leaving a message and have the customer call the host to tell her you just called her and that she talked to you that morning? Did you follow that?

 

I followed, but haven't done that with PC, but for my day job I have...

Have you ever gotten so mad that you have walked out of a job on the spot?

 

YES!!! I was 18 working at a fast food place and the manager made some nasty comments to me and I was so furious that I left and walked home. (I had no car at that time). The manager called me 5 times at home that night and I refused to speak to him. I was angry...I quit 2 weeks later.

Have you ever wondered what the dog was dreaming about as he is "running" in his sleep and barking?

 

yes I always think my mutt is chasing the cat that keeps destroying my trash!!! LOL If you say 'get him' when he's asleep, he'll bark and wake himself up LOL TO FUNNY when you see him do it.
Have you ever went into the wrong bathroom??

 

Yes, but in my defense I was drunk LOL!!!

Have you ever fallen asleep and snored in a class or seminar or something similar?

 

Don't know if it counts, but as a kid I went to a friend's church and the Preacher made the comment that he knew his sermon was good that someone was already dreaming about it!!! LOL

Have you ever been so drunk you went wee wee on yourself?

 

Never so drunk....but after having one child, sometimes laughing too hard causes a wee-accident.

Have you ever thrown your significant others/wives/husbands mail away because you know it is junk and you dont' feel like looking at it on the table for 3 wks!? LOL

 

ALL THE TIME!!!! LOL and it would sit there forever!!!!

Have you ever slept for more than 12 hours at a time when you weren't sick?