Humor The Change: A Middle-Aged Woman's Unusual Bathroom Experience

[tlag1986]

A middle-aged woman

Seemed sheepish as she

Visited her gynecologist.

'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,

'you've been seeing me for years!

There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kind of strange...'

'Let me be the judge of that,'

The doctor replied.

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.'

'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.'
'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,

Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters !
You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,

'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynecologist put a comforting
Hand on her shoulder.
'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'

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(Ready for this?)













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(I'm warning you.....)








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(Still not too late...)
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'You're simply going through the change!

 

[tlag1986]

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.



The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a condom?'



Donald frowned and said, 'No.'



Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.



'Maybe they sell them at the front desk,' she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.



'Yes, we do,' the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.



The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill?



'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?'

 

[Crystal Patton]

These were REALLY good!