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Quick Reference for Adult Onset ADD Joke - Help Needed ASAP

In summary, this person is recounting a joke that was posted on r/adhd a few years ago. They are looking for the joke, but are having difficulty finding it.
raebates
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Hi all,

I'm at work and was telling someone about the Adult Onset ADD joke thing from about a year and a half ago. Does anyone have a quick reference to it? I'd like to share it with my co-worker.

I appreciate your quick help.
 
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Don't know Rae. But I googled it and got a lot of porn references....
 
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:eek: Thanks, Linda. I'll be sure not to google it.
 
if you google adult add it comes up with the proper sites Rae!
 
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Thanks, but that's not exactly what I was looking for, Janet. This was the saga of a woman who started out to do everything on her list, but wound up doing lots of other things instead.

Jae, I'll read the others later, when I'm not on the clock. :)
 
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Oh, I thought you were looking for a joke - not the medical stuff.
 
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Yep, Linda, I'm looking for the joke that was posted here.
 
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Bumping . . .
 
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I'm sorry, Rae, I didn't notice that you were looking for a joke. No jokes on the websites I gave you.
 
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Rae...I remember the one you are talking about, but I can't find it either! Sorry!
 
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Is this it?

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay t he bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
 
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I just know the one that says, "I don't have ADD, oh look there's a chicken!"
 
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Thanks, Jennifer!
 
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It would help if the dates of posts were more prominent - not in faded gray.
raebates posted this back in 2008.
JimmyDoor replied in 2017. He's quite attractive click-bait.
 
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