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the trucker says "Look lady, I don't want to lose any load, soeither you go away or I'll call the police."
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Hahaha...

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Love this!

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Having 4 kiddos -- seen my fair share of sippy cup bombs... learned after the first -- just THROW IT AWAY -- not worth saving the cup... sooo not worth it!!

Ohhh how I love to look at these -- just puts a smile on my face :)
 
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Told this one to my male Physical Therapist -- he laughed sooo hard and snorted. :)
 
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It's almost the weekend!

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Like this.

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Too cold to sunbathe here.
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Happy Sunday!

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Like.

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Not really a joke, but something a friend shared that made me laugh. When my Janea was a kid in school saying the Pledge of Allegiance she wondered why it was so important that our nation was "invisible, with liver, tea, and justice for all."
 
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Happy Wednesday!

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So true.

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*&^%$#@! Minimum
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Good one.

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Happy Saturday!

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Enjoy your Sunday!

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So true!

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Have a terrific Tuesday!

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So true.
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So punny!

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Happy Friday!

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
 
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Happy Monday!

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Couldn't have said it better myself...

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Good one!

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Love this!

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Happy Saturday!

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Advantage- Moses.

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Love this!
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So true.

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Hardest part of recipe is the first ingredient.

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Never dawned on me before....

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Happy Friday!

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It's the weekend!

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Enjoy your day!

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Happy Monday!

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Lesser Known Corollaries to Murphy's Law:-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!-He who laughs last, thinks slowest-Those who live by the sword, get shot by those that don't-Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool-The 50-50-90 rule. Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% possibility you'll get it wrong.-The things that come to those who wait will the the things left by those who got there first.-Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.-A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.-When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
 
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Very true...

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This is me.

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Happy Friday!

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Over achiever.

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Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!

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Have a great Monday!

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PC should carry these. Another disposable product!

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HaHa...

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Have a great weekend!

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You betcha...

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Happy Tuesday!

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This reminds me of Elaine on Seinfeld....

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