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Laughs of the Day

DebPC

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Apr 14, 2004
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Happy Friday!

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DebPC

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Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!

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DebPC

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Anyone who has ever been to one of my shows, knows you can't put too much cheese on anything!

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The_Kitchen_Guy

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Nov 4, 2005
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22 Aphorisms

  • 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
  • The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
  • Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  • Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
  • Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
  • The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  • Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
  • To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
  • Two wrongs are only the beginning.
  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
  • Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
  • Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things.
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
 

The_Kitchen_Guy

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Nov 4, 2005
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GOOD SAMARITAN

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class
the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked
the class, "If you saw a person lying on the
roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would
you do?"

A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed
silence, "I think I'd throw up."
 

keynibear

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Jul 22, 2013
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Christmas Day 2006
About 4:00 in the morning my 4 year old daughter wakes up and wants to open presents. I told her it was still just a bit to early, and to go back to bed, we could get up in a little while to open presents.

About 6:30 I get up, get dressed and get ready to make pancakes for breakfast. My daughter comes back into the room and asks if we can open presents now. I told her sure, and to go wake up her brothers. I was sitting in a chair and had just finished putting on my shoes.
My daughter climbs in my lap, and says. “ I don’t feel good.” Thinking she was still tired, I told her to go lay on the bed with daddy, and I would call her when the pancakes are ready.
She goes over to the bed and climbs up, and as soon as she does, she throws up all over my husband, and the bed.
I couldn’t help myself , I started to laugh, and couldn’t stop. My husband said, “this isn’t funny!” and my response : “oh yes it I just left MY Lap.: LOL
 

keynibear

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Jul 22, 2013
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5th GRADE DATING LESSON:

a cute boy and pretty girl hang out and talk. Sometimes they hold hands, but they don't kiss.

This is how you date in the 5th grade.:love:


According to my 5th grade daughter. LOL
 

Bren706

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Mar 21, 2007
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5th GRADE DATING LESSON:

a cute boy and pretty girl hang out and talk. Sometimes they hold hands, but they don't kiss.

This is how you date in the 5th grade.:love:

According to my 5th grade daughter. LOL

Aye, Aye, Aye! My son is in 5th grade. I don't even want to think about this, lol.
 
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