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Pampered Chef: Humor I'm in love with the FedEx man!

  1. patty42240

    patty42240 Member

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    Ok, I get so excited every time the FedEx man comes to my house with my PC deliveries I am thinking I am in love! LOL Not really but I just get like a giddy teenager--all happy and almost jumping for joy when I see that truck pull up in my drive. He is very cute and I didn't see a wedding ring on his finger....anyways...Today he brought me some samples and supplies I ordered and when I went outside to meet him I had my PC apron on and he started flirting with me big time! He said "you know what they say about how to get to a man's heart.":love: I told him he came bout an hour too early because I was just getting ready to make some Taffy Apple Tartlets for a baby shower I am going to and he missed out. He said next time he comes by he will be expecting some goodies! I told him I had another box coming on Wednesday...he assured me he would be delivering LOL :love:
     
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  2. legacypc46

    legacypc46 Senior Member Gold Member

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    Too funny...but don't assume that no ring means no wifey! :eek: (Just call me a cynical romantic!)
     
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  3. patty42240

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    Honestly I just enjoyed the flirting! Not looking for anything but it did feel good to get flirted with! And if this man is married, I hope he is as sweet to his wife as he is to me every time he delivers my PC LOL
     
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  4. legacypc46

    legacypc46 Senior Member Gold Member

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    Ooooh, what a great sentiment!
     
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  5. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    Well, I'M certainly not in love with my FedEx guy. (He just left, too.)

    I have very high standards. My dates have to be 1) Female. 2) Able to fog a mirror.

    I suppose one outta two ain't bad.
     
  6. cewcooks

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    Well my Fed Ex Guy is bald and fat, but the UPS guy that brings my wine shipment has it goin on, HA HA Now I'm LOL!
     
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  7. lmradlein

    lmradlein Member Gold Member

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    Patty I soooo understand. I got one of those little wip off's at NC from the FedEx booth and now we leave notes for one another...ahhhh I say something like thank you for picking up my return, hope you have a great week and so on...and HE writes back!!! He will say have a happy day with a little face (awwww) and one day he wrote missed seeing you today. My husband calls me sad...LOL I call it FUN! I LOVE my little wipe off thing..best gift at NC for me :D
     
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  8. jwpamp

    jwpamp Veteran Member

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    Mine left me 3 flowers on my doorstep for Mother's Day (yes, on a Sunday)....so as to not pi-s off my hubby, I gave one to my sister, one to a very good host who just lost her mom and one to my mom (on her gravesite).

    It was a nice gesture and I wanted to pass it forward!
     
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  9. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    So that's what happened to Capt. Pickard after he retired from Star Fleet!








    Obscure reference to another thread.
     
  10. patty42240

    patty42240 Member

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    That is such a cool idea! I need one of those! I did tell him I would make him something when he comes back on Wednesday...I was thinking the Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Torte. Of course I won't give him the whole thing...just a slice and maybe offer him some to take home to his "wife" and if he says he doesn't have a wife then I know I can flirt with him shamelessly LOL I am bad I know, just can't help it! ;)
     
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  11. patty42240

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    That was really sweet of him to leave you flowers. He must think you are a sweety too!
     
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  12. patty42240

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    LOL You made me giggle! I bet your FedEx guy would be tickled to know you are certainly not in love with him either hehehehe;)
     
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  13. pcsharon1

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    For me it was the Sparkletts water guy when we lived in Texas - he was a cutey. I made sure I was home for water deliveries.
     
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  14. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    Did you keep your sentiments bottled up?
     
  15. pcsharon1

    pcsharon1 Veteran Member Gold Member

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    only to him - everyone else, including my husband, knew that is why I spent the day at home the third tuesday of the month. Harmless flirtations are fun. Good for the ego and who can't benefit from that.
     
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  16. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    Your argument doesn't hold water but I'm glad you kept cooler.
     
  17. You're lucky. My FedEx "guy" looks like Ms. Ballbreaker from the Porky's movies. I hide inside and wait for the truck to drive out of sight before I even open the door. She scares the bajeebies outta me!
     
  18. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    Good thing you never let on. It could have been very aqua-rd.
     
  19. Crystal Patton

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    The Fed-Ex guy at the office I worked at while I was preggers with my first was quite a flirt too. He wasn't a hunk, but his humor and great attitude sure made up for it. One day he came in and asked me if I was tired. I said, "Not really, why?" His response:

    "You should be, you've been running through my mind all day."

    CORNY!!! But sooo cute. I laughed like a school girl! Plus he was so much more of a flirt, with compliments and steamy looks, once I started showing. He said a pregnant woman was the most beautiful thing on earth. It helped me feel fat & sassy, not just fat. LOL

    He was married and he knew I was too, so we were just having fun. After 9/11 he moved back East to be close to his wife's family. I think of him sometimes and wonder who he laughing with now.
     
  20. patty42240

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    Crystal thanks for sharing that! You know, if more people were as friendly and "flirty" I think this world would be a better place. It should not be that hard to compliment someone. Have a great day!
     
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  21. pcsharon1

    pcsharon1 Veteran Member Gold Member

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    KG's on a roll with this one!
     
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  22. Crystal Patton

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    I totally agree. If it's harmless and everyone knows that, why not enjoy each others humor? He was always in such a good mood and it would rub off on me, brighten my day. Now I try to be one of those people.
     
  23. Crystal Patton

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    Should we send him some butter and a tell glass of water?
     
  24. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    No, thanks. I don't want to get into a jam.
     
  25. Crystal Patton

    Crystal Patton Advanced Member

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    Oh dear, this could get sticky.
     
  26. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    Yes Honey.
     
  27. Crystal Patton

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    Buzz of KG - only DH can call me that!
     
  28. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    Oh, you can't bee serious! Your words sting and cause me to break out in hives.
     
  29. Crystal Patton

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    LMButtO!!!! I'm spent - I've got nothin'. You win!
     
  30. The_Kitchen_Guy

    The_Kitchen_Guy Legend Member Silver Member

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    Okay, I won't drone on about this.
     
  31. colegrovet

    colegrovet Veteran Member Gold Member

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    amen!!!!!!!! :)
     
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