Humor I'm in Love With the Fedex Man!

[patty42240]

Ok, I get so excited every time the FedEx man comes to my house with my PC deliveries I am thinking I am in love! LOL Not really but I just get like a giddy teenager--all happy and almost jumping for joy when I see that truck pull up in my drive. He is very cute and I didn't see a wedding ring on his finger....anyways...Today he brought me some samples and supplies I ordered and when I went outside to meet him I had my PC apron on and he started flirting with me big time! He said "you know what they say about how to get to a man's heart.":love: I told him he came bout an hour too early because I was just getting ready to make some Taffy Apple Tartlets for a baby shower I am going to and he missed out. He said next time he comes by he will be expecting some goodies! I told him I had another box coming on Wednesday...he assured me he would be delivering LOL :love:

 

[legacypc46]

Too funny...but don't assume that no ring means no wifey! (Just call me a cynical romantic!)

 

[patty42240]

Honestly I just enjoyed the flirting! Not looking for anything but it did feel good to get flirted with! And if this man is married, I hope he is as sweet to his wife as he is to me every time he delivers my PC LOL

 

[legacypc46]

And if this man is married, I hope he is as sweet to his wife as he is to me every time he delivers my PC LOL

Ooooh, what a great sentiment!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Well, I'M certainly not in love with my FedEx guy. (He just left, too.)I have very high standards. My dates have to be 1) Female. 2) Able to fog a mirror.I suppose one outta two ain't bad.

 

[cewcooks]

Well my Fed Ex Guy is bald and fat, but the UPS guy that brings my wine shipment has it goin on, HA HA Now I'm LOL!

 

[lmradlein]

Patty I soooo understand. I got one of those little wip off's at NC from the FedEx booth and now we leave notes for one another...ahhhh I say something like thank you for picking up my return, hope you have a great week and so on...and HE writes back!!! He will say have a happy day with a little face (awwww) and one day he wrote missed seeing you today. My husband calls me sad...LOL I call it FUN! I LOVE my little wipe off thing..best gift at NC for me

 

[jwpamp]

Mine left me 3 flowers on my doorstep for Mother's Day (yes, on a Sunday)....so as to not pi-s off my hubby, I gave one to my sister, one to a very good host who just lost her mom and one to my mom (on her gravesite).

It was a nice gesture and I wanted to pass it forward!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Well my Fed Ex Guy is bald and fat, but the UPS guy that brings my wine shipment has it goin on, HA HA Now I'm LOL!

So that's what happened to Capt. Pickard after he retired from Star Fleet!








Obscure reference to another thread.

 

[patty42240]

Patty I soooo understand. I got one of those little wip off's at NC from the FedEx booth and now we leave notes for one another...ahhhh I say something like thank you for picking up my return, hope you have a great week and so on...and HE writes back!!! He will say have a happy day with a little face (awwww) and one day he wrote missed seeing you today. My husband calls me sad...LOL I call it FUN! I LOVE my little wipe off thing..best gift at NC for me

That is such a cool idea! I need one of those! I did tell him I would make him something when he comes back on Wednesday...I was thinking the Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Torte. Of course I won't give him the whole thing...just a slice and maybe offer him some to take home to his "wife" and if he says he doesn't have a wife then I know I can flirt with him shamelessly LOL I am bad I know, just can't help it!

 

[patty42240]

Mine left me 3 flowers on my doorstep for Mother's Day (yes, on a Sunday)....so as to not pi-s off my hubby, I gave one to my sister, one to a very good host who just lost her mom and one to my mom (on her gravesite).

It was a nice gesture and I wanted to pass it forward!

That was really sweet of him to leave you flowers. He must think you are a sweety too!

 

[patty42240]

Well, I'M certainly not in love with my FedEx guy. (He just left, too.)

I have very high standards. My dates have to be 1) Female. 2) Able to fog a mirror.

I suppose one outta two ain't bad.

LOL You made me giggle! I bet your FedEx guy would be tickled to know you are certainly not in love with him either hehehehe

 

[pcsharon1]

For me it was the Sparkletts water guy when we lived in Texas - he was a cutey. I made sure I was home for water deliveries.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Did you keep your sentiments bottled up?

 

[pcsharon1]

only to him - everyone else, including my husband, knew that is why I spent the day at home the third tuesday of the month. Harmless flirtations are fun. Good for the ego and who can't benefit from that.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Your argument doesn't hold water but I'm glad you kept cooler.

 

[Saturday Gourmet]

You're lucky. My FedEx "guy" looks like Ms. Ballbreaker from the Porky's movies. I hide inside and wait for the truck to drive out of sight before I even open the door. She scares the bajeebies outta me!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

only to him - everyone else, including my husband, knew that is why I spent the day at home the third tuesday of the month. Harmless flirtations are fun. Good for the ego and who can't benefit from that.

Good thing you never let on. It could have been very aqua-rd.

 

[Crystal Patton]

The Fed-Ex guy at the office I worked at while I was preggers with my first was quite a flirt too. He wasn't a hunk, but his humor and great attitude sure made up for it. One day he came in and asked me if I was tired. I said, "Not really, why?" His response:

"You should be, you've been running through my mind all day."

CORNY!!! But sooo cute. I laughed like a school girl! Plus he was so much more of a flirt, with compliments and steamy looks, once I started showing. He said a pregnant woman was the most beautiful thing on earth. It helped me feel fat & sassy, not just fat. LOL

He was married and he knew I was too, so we were just having fun. After 9/11 he moved back East to be close to his wife's family. I think of him sometimes and wonder who he laughing with now.

 

[patty42240]

The Fed-Ex guy at the office I worked at while I was preggers with my first was quite a flirt too. He wasn't a hunk, but his humor and great attitude sure made up for it. One day he came in and asked me if I was tired. I said, "Not really, why?" His response:

"You should be, you've been running through my mind all day."

CORNY!!! But sooo cute. I laughed like a school girl! Plus he was so much more of a flirt, with compliments and steamy looks, once I started showing. He said a pregnant woman was the most beautiful thing on earth. It helped me feel fat & sassy, not just fat. LOL

He was married and he knew I was too, so we were just having fun. After 9/11 he moved back East to be close to his wife's family. I think of him sometimes and wonder who he laughing with now.

Crystal thanks for sharing that! You know, if more people were as friendly and "flirty" I think this world would be a better place. It should not be that hard to compliment someone. Have a great day!

 

[pcsharon1]

KG's on a roll with this one!

 

[Crystal Patton]

Crystal thanks for sharing that! You know, if more people were as friendly and "flirty" I think this world would be a better place. It should not be that hard to compliment someone. Have a great day!

I totally agree. If it's harmless and everyone knows that, why not enjoy each others humor? He was always in such a good mood and it would rub off on me, brighten my day. Now I try to be one of those people.

 

[Crystal Patton]

KG's on a roll with this one!

Should we send him some butter and a tell glass of water?

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

No, thanks. I don't want to get into a jam.

 

[Crystal Patton]

Oh dear, this could get sticky.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Yes Honey.

 

[Crystal Patton]

Buzz of KG - only DH can call me that!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Buzz off KG - only DH can call me that!

Oh, you can't bee serious! Your words sting and cause me to break out in hives.

 

[Crystal Patton]

LMButtO!!!! I'm spent - I've got nothin'. You win!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Okay, I won't drone on about this.

 

[colegrovet]

well, i'm certainly not in love with my fedex guy. (he just left, too.)

i have very high standards. My dates have to be 1) female. 2) able to fog a mirror.

I suppose one outta two ain't bad.

amen!!!!!!!!