Humor School Cancellation: 2 Hour Delay... Kitchen Guy?!

[Stampaholic1961]

When you are watching the school cancellations on TV & see

.......School 2 Hour Delay....Alternate KG

and instead of translating KG as Kindergarten, you translate it as Kitchen Guy!

 

[ChefBeckyD]

Oh my - that was funny!


I know when I am talking to someone, and I want to say "DH" or "DS" instead of my husband or my son!

 

[JAE]

When my kids recognize other people's avatars.

 

[Jessamary]

...when my son wants me to put HIS mood in and gets mad I haven't changed mine in a while.

 

[wadesgirl]

Oh my - that was funny!


I know when I am talking to someone, and I want to say "DH" or "DS" instead of my husband or my son!

I do the same way. Or finding myself abbreviating PC, SAT, etc!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

When you are watching the school cancellations on TV & see

.......School 2 Hour Delay....Alternate KG

and instead of translating KG as Kindergarten, you translate it as Kitchen Guy!

Some might say that's appropriate.

 

[Kathy's_Kitchen]

....so what would the alternate Kitchen Guy be like?


......I'm not sure I'd want to find out!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

I'd be just as cute, lovable and annoying as I am now.

 

[raebates]

How do you know? When over half of your stories start with, "One of my Cheffer buddies . . . "

 

[ChefBeckyD]

....so what would the alternate Kitchen Guy be like?


......I'm not sure I'd want to find out!

Hey Kathy's Kitchen with a "K" - you changed your avatar, and I didn't recognize you!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

How do you know? When over half of your stories start with, "One of my Cheffer buddies . . . "

It's even worse when you don't have to start your stories that way, because your audience already knows.

 

[raebates]

Good point, KG. When your family members instantly recognize of ChefAnn, KG, Kacey, and several others . . .

 

[stefani2]

HA HA - this is friggin' hilarious!

 

[babywings76]

How do you know? When over half of your stories start with, "One of my Cheffer buddies . . . "

Oh this is me!

 

[legacypc46]

Good point, KG. When your family members instantly recognize of ChefAnn, KG, Kacey, and several others . . .

When your family members ask you 'How is KG (chefann, pamperedlinda, etc)?

 

[babywings76]

When the first room my kids go to when they are looking for me is the computer room.

 

[chefann]

How about when you have more online friends than real-life ones? (Pathetic, isn't it?)

 

[raebates]

Nope, just discerning.

 

[ChefBeckyD]

How about when you have more online friends than real-life ones? (Pathetic, isn't it?)

I may be your online friend - but I'm still very real!

 

[chefann]

I know- but I "see" you more online, so you fall into the online category.

 

[ChefBeckyD]

I know- but I "see" you more online, so you fall into the online category.

Just so you know I'm not an imaginary friend!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

That's not what I've imagined.

 

[raebates]

My son's imaginary friend was a flying dog named Super Dog. We were a little concerned. I just found out today that one of his friends nominated him for the Girl Who Dresses Modestly Award for their graduation. Yeah, we're still concerned. LOL!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

You could always get him a job at Mister Weenie.(Photo withheld by popular demand.)

 

[Nanisu]

When your hasband says "Geez, why don't you just make that your Home Page?"

 

[ChefBeckyD]

When your hasband says "Geez, why don't you just make that your Home Page?"

You mean it's not your homepage?

 

[raebates]

You could always get him a job at Mister Weenie.

(Photo withheld by popular demand.)

I could, but he's returning to Dallas after the holidays. We have both encountered an odd phenomenon. People like to use our full names. There are people who routinely call me Rae Bates. Not Rae; Rae Bates. He has the same thing. Lately, however, he has encountered a group that calls him Shawn Friggin Bates. That was how he was nominated for several graduation awards.

Graduation ought to be interesting.

 

[wadesgirl]

How about when you get excited because someone "name dropped" you! Like M-F thanking me in one of her posts - I feel special!Okay, seriously after 10 shows this month, my brain is fried. The littlest things amuse me!

 

[raebates]

Oh, the warm, well-loved feeling of seeing your name positively mentioned in someone else's post.

 

[ChefBeckyD]

My son's imaginary friend was a flying dog named Super Dog. We were a little concerned. I just found out today that one of his friends nominated him for the Girl Who Dresses Modestly Award for their graduation. Yeah, we're still concerned. LOL!

At least he's modest!

 

[Kathy's_Kitchen]

Hey Kathy's Kitchen with a "K" - you changed your avatar, and I didn't recognize you!

That's funny! I had to change it cuz I want to see Mickey everywhere I look so I'll keep my focus!

 

[wadesgirl]

Oh, the warm, well-loved feeling of seeing your name positively mentioned in someone else's post.

Yah, so much better than negative comments!

 

[amy07]

Hey Kathy's Kitchen with a "K" - you changed your avatar, and I didn't recognize you!

And if YOU ever get one, I'd really be lost!!

 

[raebates]

At least he's modest!

Yes, he's very proud of his modesty.