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Pampered Chef: Humor Better than a flu shot

  1. pcchefjane

    pcchefjane Senior Member Gold Member

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    Miss Beatrice, the church organist, as in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?', pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'

    ;);):blushing::blushing::blushing:
     
    Oct 5, 2009
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  2. topchef.heather

    topchef.heather Member

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    Ha Ha! Thanks for the chuckle!
     
  3. susanr613

    susanr613 Senior Member Gold Member

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    very cute! thanks for sharing
     
    Oct 5, 2009
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  4. Pampered_Ashley84

    Pampered_Ashley84 Member Gold Member

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    Too funny!
     
  5. akwife

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    Warning-Do not read while eating!
     
    Oct 6, 2009
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  6. pcchefjane

    pcchefjane Senior Member Gold Member

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    Sorry akwife! LOL!
     
    Oct 6, 2009
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  7. akwife

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    Tis ok-I was eating dinner (French Toast) while reading. I remembered why one should not eat & laugh at the same time.:eek: DH enjoyed the joke also. Thanks for brighting up my day!:D
     
    Oct 7, 2009
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