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Humor A Dozen Reasons to Be Thankful (that I burned the turkey)!

colegrovet

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A Dozen Reasons to Be Thankful (that I burned the turkey)!


Salmonella won’t be a concern.

No one will overeat.

Everyone will think it’s Cajun Blackened.

Uninvited guests will think twice next year.

Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newly found appreciation.

Pets won’t pester you for scraps.

The smoke alarm was due for a test.

Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.

After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.

The less turkey Uncle George eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.

You’ll get to the desserts quicker.

You won’t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.
 
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LOL! It's like I always say, I am a Pampered Chef, not a perfect chef.
 

BeckyC5830

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ROFL!!!

The timer for my pecan pie just went off and I went to pull it out of my lower oven and thought, geesh, it doesn't look done. Shoot, this is not the day for my oven to break! :cry: The next 24 hours flashed before my eyes in horror! But then I look at the oven controls and here I had shut off the lower oven instead of the upper oven when I pulled my pumpkin pies out! :rolleyes:

On to the Brownie for the Black Forest Trifle, then the Pecan Crusted Sweet Potato Casserole and then prepping the veggies for the Dressing.

Again, we're Pampered Chefs, not Perfect Chefs!

Happy Thanksgiving!
 

chefheidi2003

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Becky..thank you for the good laugh about your pecan pies..that so sounds like something that I would do..it made me LOL
 

pampchefsarah

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Terry, I know this would never happen to you! Very funny, though. Just glad someone else is in charge of the turkey tomorrow, or I'd be stressed after reading this! Haha!
 

esavvymom

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Here's my father-in-law's take on things.....
 

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